Official WCG Matt Forte Nickname Contest
by T.J. Shouse on Oct 25, 2011 3:00 PM CDT
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The Bears are 4-3 heading into the bye week, which for many of us, leaves a hole in our weekly (daily?) routine of discussing strategies, injuries, our opponent and so on for the upcoming game. So, what better way to kill two weeks than participate in the Official WCG Matt Forte Nickname Contest. Jump to join in!
Forte's in the midst of his fourth season with the Bears, and so far this is his career year. As talked about last week, #22 is chasing history this year, and reaching 1,000 rushing and 1,000 receiving yards for the season isn't going to be easy, but he's got a heck of a chance. However, after four years as the starting running back for the Bears (and getting that bitter Cedric Benson taste out of our mouths), the man does not have a proper nickname!
So, the task is simple: post any nickname you have for #22 in the comments section, and if necessary, the reason or background behind it - hopefully we won't need a paragraph to explain a word or two. Any nickname you like, rec it; new nicknames and recs will be tallied until next Tuesday at 11am CST. The nicknames with the most recs will be on a poll next Tuesday at 3pm CST to determine Forte's new WCG nickname.
For some helpful info on Forte, feel free to scour his Wiki page, his official Bears roster page, or his Tulane player bio page (go Green Wave!). Also, if you need some help, here's a list of some of the most well-known NFL nicknames (although to be fair, on the list they have Jim Everett's nickname as Chris, so there ya go).
So let's make this happen! Nicknames like All Day, Ironhead, Night Train, Pocket Hercules, the Barbarian, Sweetness, the Bus, Cadillac, and the Nigerian Nightmare had to start somewhere, and Forte needs a proper one. Get to work, WCG!
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I formally submit
Matt “The Kev” Forte.
Took the 'G' out your waffle, all you got left is your Ego.
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Hey, I've got an idea!
How about no.
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey I've got an idea.
Banned.
Took the 'G' out your waffle, all you got left is your Ego.
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Kev'd
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Does this mean I shouldn't show up for work tomorrow?
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don`t let the door
hit ya where Mike Ditka split ya!
If its free, take two.
by T.J. Shouse on Oct 25, 2011 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cool.
When 3 PM comes along and I don’t have a piece up, you’ll miss me! You know you will!
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I will...
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll have no one to make fun of me
except Ed and SMD
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I said make fun
not make cry….
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Yes...
one involves me chuckling, the other involves me buying a quart of ice cream and a half gallon of milk and making enough milkshakes to freeze my tear ducts
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Oh
were you going to do a pleased to meet you post about our non-existent opponent?
Took the 'G' out your waffle, all you got left is your Ego.
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haha!
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn skippy!
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...
Strategies, injuries, our opponent…
I can’t help but feel like you’re talking specifically about me, here.
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:04 PM CDT reply actions
That`s just your Napoleon complex
If its free, take two.
by T.J. Shouse on Oct 25, 2011 3:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Matt "Under Paid" Forte
Matt “Running is my” Forte
Matt “Rappin” Forte
Matt “JA Kiss My Ass For Not Giving Me A New Contract” Forte
Matt “Show me the Money” Forte
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt "Martz I play in the second half too" Forte
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
MF2K
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Please, PLEASE, no Chris Johnson comparisons.
There is none. Forte is awesome. CJ is a one-year-wonder.
You assume the MF stands for Matt Forte.
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
not only that, but isn’t it more apt to him? Since it’s more like CJ38 right now?
Superman wears an Urlacher Jersey under his costume
by BearNecessities on Oct 26, 2011 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Matt "Rodney Dangerfield" Forte
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sigh
I regret this already…
If its free, take two.
by T.J. Shouse on Oct 25, 2011 3:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fine you want the cream of the crop
Matt “ThorCo” Forte
Cause he gets no respect!
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No, "ThorCo"
would be if he were overrated as hell, and flat out awful.
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
double sigh
The crop you speak of must be manure.
If its free, take two.
by T.J. Shouse on Oct 25, 2011 3:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Same thing you mom said during your birth....
Bazinga.
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
His name is already descriptive or allegorical. I say he needs no nickname.
Forte is defined in the dictionary as “something at which a person excels; a strong point”.
As in “running the football and catching passes is his Forte.”
Or, “getting the ball to Forte isn’t always our team’s forte.”
by RazorHawk on Oct 25, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'd agree with this. One of two players that doesn't really need a nickname...
Matt “Football Is His” Forte.
The other is Robbie “Good As” Gould :-D
Did not know...
That this nickname existed:
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you didn't know Windy City Flyer was his nickname?
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You didn't know Windy City Flyer was his nickname?
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You didn't know Windy City Flyer was his nickname?
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
^^^^ What they all said.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what they said?
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by Steven Schweickert on Oct 25, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you saying?
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
That. I just don’t recall hearing anyone say it, or seeing it in print before seeing his name in that list. I do tend to drink sometimes.
I heard Jeff Joniak use it
along with the “Ridiculous” title.
by NorthSideBearsFan on Oct 25, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a terrible nickname
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always kicked around the idea of "Fortetude"
Although it doesn’t roll off the tongue particularly well.
Prov 6: 21 - 22
Or, Matt Forte "The Force"
Although you have to have the right voice inflection, all and slow and mystical and deep, kinda how you imagine Kev H Not talking
Prov 6: 21 - 22
by Cutler6fan8 on Oct 25, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The Tulane Train
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
Nice and throwback-ish.
But that would get shortened to ‘T-Train’ and we already have one of those…sort of.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
This^
But I thought it was too close to Night Train or Cole Train if your a Gears fan.
by CharlotteBear on Oct 26, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap
Came here to post this one!!
I was going to put: “All day Forte”, though.
Nice job.
by CharlotteBear on Oct 26, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"The Teacher"
Not because one can learn a lot from him, but, like most educators, he is severely under paid and unappreciated
Realizing what I just wrote.....
Is it un-appreciated or under-appreciated?
we get the gist of it...
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Matty Ice
I keed I keed
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions
I never got
why someone would like a nickname that rhymes with the cheapest beer known to man
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I think that is the dumbest nickname in history
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh I'm sure their is worse...like The Sanchize
but that one is prutty bad
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Dumber than the Blue Meanie?
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt Forte 'yards and a cloud of dust'.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
How about
Matt “Anti-Benson” Forte?
Took the 'G' out your waffle, all you got left is your Ego.
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Matt "look at me I'm an actual good offensive draft pick by JA" Forte
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
fixed
Matt “look at me I’man actualthe only good offensive draft pick by JA” Forte
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 25, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
How about "The Big Easy"
He went to school in New Orleans (Tulane), he was born in Louisiana, he’s a smooth athlete that always makes the game look easy, and he’s a big RB (6’2") with an upright running style.
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by Steve von Horn on Oct 25, 2011 3:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I like this one.
But anything will do as long as its not Matt ‘Franchised’ Forte or Matt ‘Traded’ Forte.
Are you suggesting he's a slut?
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=O
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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by suckmyditka on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Matt "I don't need no stinking blockers" Forte
Being a meatball not only makes me delicious, but it also makes me all warm inside.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Oct 25, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions
Forte means "Strong" in Portuguese.
Matt “Strong” Forte isn’t bad..
"I've been big ever since I was little." - William "The Refrigerator" Perry
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by Claudio Oliveira on Oct 25, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
They named me Matt Forte because Ditka was already taken.
Being a meatball not only makes me delicious, but it also makes me all warm inside.
by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Oct 25, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
by Pete Dixon on Oct 25, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Like Montana...
He doesn’t need one, since “Forte” is portuguese (and possibly a buttload others) for “Strong” or “Stronghold”. BUT I don’t think it suits him that well, as he’s more of a finesse runner.
Isn't Forte french for like loud or something
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technically, the music term means "strong." Italian, I think.
yep, I’m a big music nerd
by NorthSideBearsFan on Oct 25, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
"Can't Catch-22"?
"I've been big ever since I was little." William Perry
by StewieGrifins on Oct 25, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Like another great Bears RB
“Smoothness”
by DMC5238 on Oct 25, 2011 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Or Macondo Matt
But if Hurricane is too soon, I’m guessing so is Macondo
"The Man That Needs To Be Paid"
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 4:58 PM CDT reply actions
The Tulane Titan
"You have a young group and if they start feeling too good about themselves, that’s not a good thing. So it’s my job not to let them. So probably they will hate me. But that’s OK too. My wife hates me and she’s still married to me." - Mike Tice
Thats a pretty good one
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by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"Fuerte" Forte
or “Matt Fuerte”
(Strong en Español)
We should call him Pechuga Fuerte
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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And my other ideas..
“The Crazy Cajin”
“The Cajin Train”
“The Blackener” Since blackened food is very spicy, and he always burns the other team.
“Blackened” Same philosophy as above
“The Hurricane”
“The Rocket”
“The Blue Wave”
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by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions
"The Blackener" "Blackened"
KEV H OMG FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY LET ME SAY IT!
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
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by suckmyditka on Oct 25, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
1 more
“The One-Manned Offense”
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
that's racist ...
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
THANK YOU!
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
I got your back
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh...
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 5:51 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Oh c'mon man!
Lol
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like calling Peyton Hillis "The White Rhino"
why can’t he just be “the Rhino” ? Lol
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
Well what I truly was referring to was
That blackened cajun food is the hottest, and Forte always burns his opponents. So c’mon man! Lol
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a serious stretch there ECD
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I've only ment it with the best of intentions :/
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Oct 25, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
I just like bustin your balls
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 10:51 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
So now you're saying Forte is a hott black guy?
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
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by suckmyditka on Oct 25, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I can picture SMD
sitting in a chair looking at a screen shaking in anticipation
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Matt "Juke" Forte
Stephen Hawking was paralysed after Mr. T pitied him so hard he was hurled through the air and crashed into an orphanage, killing 50.
I thought he was recently annointed
Matte Forte
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
by suckmyditka on Oct 25, 2011 5:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Winner
Whenever Mike Ditka boards an aircraft, it changes its call sign to Bear Force One.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 5:49 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
The Tulane Terror
"Welcome to the place where I lazily threaten people and then everyone laughs."
- Kev H
Where have you been?
Someone once called Mr. T, Mr. Coffee...his body was found in a dumpster shortly after.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Where have you been?
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Nick Forte
Hey, that’s a nickname! (Lovie’s throwing the challenge rag!)
huh
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
The Forte.
Amazed noone has gone music nerd on this and said “Mezzo Forte” ..unless I missed it in there somewhere
Fortissimo!
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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my inner musical nerd enjoys this, but I’d go with fffffortissimo…. get kinda a Spanish soccer announcer feel to it along with the multiple f’s implying very very strong
Matt "Tengo Poco Dinero"
It says Matt “I don’t have much money”
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
by suckmyditka on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Deuce-Deuce
FIrst time poster longtime reader… I lack “catch 22” also.
by GentlemanJack on Oct 25, 2011 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
welcome
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd for 'catch 22' and misspelling in your 1st post. Nice job.
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I like that
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by Claudio Oliveira on Oct 26, 2011 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions
So...I thought the nickname for the gamethreads/bars was already chosen...
By those drunkenly screaming at the TV when he juked 9 guys in a single jump cut.
Matt “F*cking” Forte
However, for when the ladies and children are around…
Matt “The Factor” Forte has a bit of a ring to it, I’ve heard people call him the Franchise but it doesn’t really flow well enough IMO.
I don't think Joe Buck would like that one
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 25, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
classic
Someone once called Mr. T, Mr. Coffee...his body was found in a dumpster shortly after.
by Ditkavsworld on Oct 26, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Poor
Superman wears an Urlacher Jersey under his costume
by BearNecessities on Oct 26, 2011 12:42 AM CDT reply actions
Read the thread, my vote goes to 'Catch 22'
Someone suggested Smoothness, with the contract dispute I would offer up Bitterness.
Matt "Double" Forte
3 Reasons:
1. Music term for more than forte (another way of saying “fortissimo”)
2. He’s a double threat as a runner and a receiver
3. “Double” as in “Double-Double” (22)
Matt Forte's nick name should be....
How about " The Fort"
cuz thats what the Bears are gonna end up paying him if they dont figure it out soon!
Since I was told to do it here
“Gameball” seems perfect to him.
by lmfsilva on Oct 26, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
rec for you
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Oct 26, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt "Taxi" Forte
He’ll get you where you want to go, but in the end you’re gonna have to PAY THE MAN!
Find out what the other team wants to do. Then take it away from them.
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by NormalFan on Oct 27, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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- Former high-school star Brian Banks does serious time on trumped-up charge, now hopes for an NFL shot
- Former ‘idiot kicker’ Mike Vanderjagt in trouble after accosting junior-high heckler
- Adrian Peterson blows teammates away in footraces; appears to be on the mend
- UPDATE: Charlie Sheen didn’t buy Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring
- Alex Smith gets blown up by Jon Beason over Cam Newton comments
