Short Circuit: Week 11, Chargers At Bears Pre-Party (Open Thread)
The Chargers started off this season going 4-1, and since then have fallen off the rails, going 0-4 with losses to the Chiefs in overtime, the Packers in a shootout, and the Raiders by giving up 489 yards, including 298 to Carson Palmer, which is the second most passing yards they've allowed this year.
So what's changed between that hot start and this dismal stretch? Let's ask Tom Ricketts: "Just injuries."
All joking aside, the Chargers have been fairly banged up, missing starting defensive end Luis Castillo and three-sack-contributor Shaun Phillips on a defensive front that's already struggling to get a decent pass rush. Of course, not to mention the three starting offensive linemen that are probably going to miss the game today. Add in the Chargers have been playing with fire in the turnover column all season, Antonio Gates hasn't been the same player as he's been during his stellar career, and Malcolm Floyd has been hit with an injury himself, and things start to look pretty bad for San Diego.
But then you think about the Chargers offense and how they've racked up 400 yards in six of their nine games this season, including two during their four game losing streak. It's an offense that's still been able to produce (only scored less than 20 points one time all season) and with a team like that, there's always a chance (well, unless you're the Colts...)
The Chargers offense is one predicated on the big play, which is something the Bears have been better at stopping since the first Detroit matchup. They don't predicate it so much on the turnover, which is something they happen to do rather well, and something the Bears have capitalized on this season.
Gameday-related links and such after the jump.
My Three Keys for each side of the ball: Offense and Defense.
In case you missed it yesterday, Kev made an appearance on Bolts From The Blue's High Boltage Radio and dropped some Bears knowledge. The link is to their Hour 1 podcast.
The Injury Report for both teams. And Dane's pick for Sleeper of the Week. It'll wake you up.
ESPNChicago's Nuts and Bolts preview.
The Sun-Times has their own matchups to keep an eye on.
As does the Score's Laurence Holmes.
And because I'm semi-masochist, apparently, SignOnSanDiego's breakdown.
Mike Tice is what we thought he was. At least according to Denny Green.
Chargers offense is comparable to the Packers' offense? How about "Chargers Offense Still Decent."
Matt Bowen discusses the "nickel smoke", a play that's worked well with DJ Moore this year and he hopes will work for Corey Graham.
Sean Jensen breaks down last week's charitable fundings - aka the fines. Also, Bennett's shoes a "game-time decision."
Forte's taking care of himself at a time when players start to break down during the season.
Major League Baseball has agreed to HGH testing in its new CBA. The NFL's CBA allows for it, but at what point does it become forced for the players to participate?
It's hard to find a good Anchorman video part on YouTube, so if you guys find anything good, throw 'em in the comments.
Gameday procedures today, early games thread will hit at 1 ET/Noon CT, first quarter thread will hit at 4 ET/3 CT, with each quarter appearing as it comes. Recap will be up shortly after the game, Scribbles in the morning, and if we don't hit a snafu like we did last week, you'll have an SNF thread tonight too.
Now with the propers out of the way... Bear Down!
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Here's hoping Cam Newton
shreds the Lions secondary for 400+ yards today. Go Panthers.
and oh yeah…..
GO BEARS!!!
Pay Matt Forte! Now!
May the force be with Cutler...
…and may your Defense keep Phyliss Dribles on his butt !!

Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
From a Broncos fan that was much appreciated
I’m kinda coming around to Tebow, that was a heck of a run he had to end the game. I guess the two things that we share are a dislike for Philip Rivers.
48 minutes of intensity
He's only saying it because he wants us to beat the Chargers.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
Actually You Bears are one of my back-up teams to like
I’ve even made a few posts here at Wind City. Here’s a link to one if you want to read it.
http://www.windycitygridiron.com/2009/7/17/953204/thought-id-pay-a-visit
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Guardian of the Gate to La La Land!
Gonsoulin, Taylor, Wright, Gradishar, Atwater, and Davis.....
Why are they not in the Hall...I just don't understand.
On this day in Bears history:
34 years ago, Sweetness runs for a then NFL record 275 yards against the Vikings.
Be with Forte today, Walter. Bear Down.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 10:19 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
THIS RIGHT HERE
really pumps me up.
I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
Nothing pumps me up like a reference to Sweetness.
He is one of my absolute favorite athletes.
When my wife was down one year, I gave her a Walter Payton jersey saying that, perhaps by wearing it, she’ll receive some of his strength. She’s wearing it today as she mourns the loss of her brother who died a couple of weeks ago.
IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Nov 20, 2011 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Roger
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, sorry to hear that.
My condolences, man.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
I'm terribly sorry to hear that man
My condolences goes out to y’all as well
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone else heard what Shefter reported this morning?
Apparantly the NFL won’t even allow Earl Bennett to step onto the field today if he decides to wear his orange cleats.
Ridiculous.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 10:31 AM CST reply actions
Just don't wear the shoes.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
Well yeah thats obvious
But, its just…I don’t even know what else to say.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
But still
It’s over orange shoes that went with the uniform, they look at shoes more than the players “well being” apparently…Just stupid when I think about it.
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I'd be rotflmao if the whole team comes out onto Soldier Field with matching orange cleats
Bet they can’t keep all of them back if that happens.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
I agree how stupid it is.
Let’s just kick some ass today and not worry about being fashionable. Being suave on the field is good enough, Earl.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Bingo
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Zactly
Anyone remember Billie ‘White Shoes’ Johnson? Are Earl’s orange shoes THAT distracting?
I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
Not really
I thought they look pretty sharp, especially when paired with the orange jersey. I wonder how good they would look with the blue jersey? Guess we may never know.
Speaking of which, I could have sworn I saw some Seahawks wear neon green cleats. If Bennett’s cleats are more “distracting” then what does that make of the nauseous atrocities that were seen on display at Seattle? And I’m not talking about the team itself.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think anyone is arguing that Earl should test the league office on its policy today
Many of us are just dumfounded that the league has to be so hung up on a rule which, to be frank, does not really matter in the grand scheme of things.
48 minutes of intensity
I'm pretty damn stoked that CBS will be airing the Bears game here in Dallas.
by frenchbears113 on Nov 20, 2011 10:34 AM CST reply actions
You're lucky!
Once again I’m heading over to the bar for the game since otherwise I’d be stuck watching the Falcons game on T.V.
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
Ew? Why?
CBS actually has High Definition, unlike the Faux “HD” I have had to strain my eyer over, barring the sunday night and two monday night games.
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
by GriggsBriggs on Nov 20, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
I like CBS as well.
Seems like less commercials too but that’s probably just my imagination.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
fox always has lke an annoying "buzzing" sound on my tv idk
no other channel does it. So it’s not my tv.
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
oh wait that's just joe Buck
MY BAD GUYS ITS JOE BUCK
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
I hate CBS' theme music.
It sounds constipated.
Fox’s theme music, on the other hand, sounds like it flows better.
;-)
IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Nov 20, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I dislike CBS's announce teams.
As much as I dislike Joe Buck’s calls, as least I remember them. I don’t remember a single CBS call, and that IMO is worse.
And they are airing it here in Denver as well.
See you all on the game threads.
IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Oh great
ESPN talking about the Lions helping a HS Team….Ugh
We Are Guardian Force...READ IT!...BAM!!!
at least it's not a story about the good guys Philly fans are
Is the NFL forcing ESPN to whitewash public perceptions or what?
Helping them...
Tackle properly?
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
by awfullyquiet on Nov 20, 2011 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
Wild Prediction
After rivers and gates have a rough qtr and after a commercial break the broadcast shows rivers and gates unconscious and tied up in the locker room…….They then cut to an emerging dan fouts and kellen winslow sr coming out of the tunnel and suited up………..Turning back the clock fouts has a good game going 22 for 27 with 410 yards and 4 TDs winslow has 12 catches for 188 yards and 2 TDs……….
Cutler is able to keep up with fouts going 25 for 29 with 425 yards and 4 TDs but during half time Forte is seen arguing with Angelo when Forte suddenly punches him……Security breaks up the fight and Angelo tells them to get Forte out of the building……As Forte is lead away in handcuffs cursing out Jerry Angelo Angleo shoots back "Get him out of MY building" and the game carries on……….Wanting to prove to Bear fans its Angelo assembling of talent that is leading to the success of the Bears Angelo tells martz to insert Omiyale at RB……Omiyale is able to rush for 216 yards on 19 carries but as the Bears are driving to take the lead Forte comes out through the crowd and attacks Angelo with a steel chair then spray paints ‘Pay Forte’ on Angelos back……With security leading Forte away yet again the chargers are distracted enough that Omiyale rushes into FG range…..However during the chaos on the sidelines Gould is distracted with trying to break everything up…..Realizing this Omiyale takes matters into his own hands and gets everyone lined up so he can kick the FG……Omiyale kicks the game winning 53 yard FG as time expires. Bears win 39- 36…..
I want history to erase their every achievement.....I want them to feel the disgust in the red sox fans eyes when they look on them in shame....
- Theo Epstein on Larry Lucchino and John Henry
by CloudyFuture on Nov 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Rivers taunting the Bears
Glass Shatters OH BAH GAWD! STONE COLD IS IN SOLDIER FIELD!! WTF IS HE DOING- Stuns Rivers STUNNER STUNNER TO RIVERS, AND HE LEAVES!
We Are Guardian Force...READ IT!...BAM!!!
The stadium goes dim.... everyone is silent... finally the silence breaks..
IFF YAAA SMMMMEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Yall know what comes next!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
This is one weekend where being in San Diego works out for me from an NFL standpoint
The Bears are not on television a whole lot, other than for prime time games obviously
48 minutes of intensity
Man, you suck at hyperlinked taglines.
Also, coolness on the name change.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
I do suck at them
And I had to make a new name because I got rid of the FB for OPSEC
Release the kracken!
Formerly J.Thompson, give it up for the boys in blue; USAF.
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by Jack's Elsewhere on Nov 20, 2011 12:06 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK THE CHEESE
Release the kracken!
Formerly J.Thompson, give it up for the boys in blue; USAF.
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by Jack's Elsewhere on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
You didn't hate it already?
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Nov 20, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't remember them play it, or noticed it before
(Yeah I was under a rock, so what?)
We Are Guardian Force...READ IT!...BAM!!!
This.
Freaking, this.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
NFL to Earl Bennett: No more orange shoes
Chicago Bears wide receiver Earl Bennett, who was fined $10,000 last week for wearing orange shoes, has been told he will not be allowed on the field if he wears the shoes again, a league source told ESPN senior NFL analyst Chris Mortensen.
I want history to erase their every achievement.....I want them to feel the disgust in the red sox fans eyes when they look on them in shame....
- Theo Epstein on Larry Lucchino and John Henry
Yup
Heard it about half an hour ago. The No Fun League strikes again!
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
BearsSTH Chicago Bears STH
#NFL says no to Bennett’s orange cleats BUT yes to Suh ripping off Cutler’s helmet? I thought player safety NOT fashion was priority. #Bears
I want history to erase their every achievement.....I want them to feel the disgust in the red sox fans eyes when they look on them in shame....
- Theo Epstein on Larry Lucchino and John Henry
by CloudyFuture on Nov 20, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
And now I feel the NFL is becoming hypocritical
Vowing to increase player safety, but insist and place a higher emphasis on a league wide dress code, which hardly is as important as an improvement in concussion awareness?
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Curious... what are they doing to do if he tries it? Tackle him?
I mean, really. Fine him $50K then. But not allowed on the field? Oh, the humanity……..
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Delay of game penalties, I believe...
They won’t start if he’s wearing orange.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Know what I'd like to see?
Every non-playeron the sidelines wear orange shoes. Make Earl conform, but everyone else wear orange shoes. The fine money alone could pay for it. What happens then?
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I would prefer...
They put the orange shoes away for now.
Then, just before da Super Bowl, dey all put on da orange shoes and do a remake of da Super Bowl Shuffle, and den dey all kick so much ass, my friend. BEARS.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:23 AM CST up reply actions
I'll sign up for that
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What if the whole team is wearing orange cleats though?
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
The NFL's collective head spins Exorcist style.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Now that I would like to see.
Pay Matt Forte! Now!
by TheotherDane on Nov 20, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
Fixed that for ya...
NFL to Earl Bennett: No more
orangeawesome shoes.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
Such Hostility...
they are making their money on the fines…let him keep wearing them…the money is going to charity right? The orange shoes have become quite a topic…Go Earl Go!!
ESPN Rodgers slobfest
“P, Manning, Brady, Vick rolled into one…” Fuck you Keyshawn…and fuck that stat padding douche
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Most likely
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:27 AM CST up reply actions
Always liked the Blue Jerseys the most anyway.
The orange always reminds me of the old Broncos jerseys, which looked garish to me.
IF IT TAKES FOREVER!!
by Cubfansince1957 on Nov 20, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
I think size is your problem.
(TWSS)
The “image” is apparently only 1×1 in pixels.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
What's wrong with the Chargers? As always, one name, two words. Norv Turner.
Great offensive coordinator, lousy, horrible head coach. Each season brings its own drama with the Chargers and Norv’s been the constant.
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Even worse than the Bears I might add
To let star players get away from a city like San Diego consistently is very telling.
48 minutes of intensity
Which insists on keeping him, for some reason.
I know of no other team thatever canned a coach after going 14-2, and THEN hired Norv Turner, with career losing record at the time.
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Well, apparently,
the Schottenheimer thing was because he wanted to bring a relative on board the coaching staff, Chargers management had a better football guy in mind, then when Marty wouldn’t budge, they had to whack him.
And Norv Turner had some pretty shitty teams under him. 2004/2005 Raiders?
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
This made me puke
2004/2005 Raiders
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by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
Case.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Much as it pains me to say, Rex Ryan was right
The Chargers should have won at least one Super Bowl by now with the talent they’ve had.
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Now THIS,
my god, so much cosigned.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking about Rex
He’s getting fined in the neighborhood between 75,000 and 100,000 dollars for telling a Pats fan to STFU. Meanwhile Suh gets away with no fines despite doing something completely illegal in ripping off a player’s (Cutler’s) helmet intentionally?
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
No no
Suh didn’t rip Cutty’s helmet off intentionally!
He was doing the arm motion for “aw shucks, wish I had been lead tackler on this play” and Jay’s head just so happened to duck its way into the crook of Suh’s arm which VERY QUITE OBVIOUSLY just so happened to twist the helmet from Cutty’s head very accidentally.
So my uncle Jim Schwartz told me last week.
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You forgot the wind.
Clearly blew the helmet off his head.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
You know I was kinda
amazed schwartz did not say this…..
I want history to erase their every achievement.....I want them to feel the disgust in the red sox fans eyes when they look on them in shame....
- Theo Epstein on Larry Lucchino and John Henry
by CloudyFuture on Nov 20, 2011 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I'm guessing Navy
since they wore the oranges last week
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Just wanna give a shout out
To all the Chargers fans who stopped by this week. They were probably the most mild/well behaved fans we’ve ever had come by. Definitely better behaved than Lions and Iggles fans. They showed some real class and it was appreciated.
In other news.
My swagg level is over 9000 today
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders
At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool
by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
LOLOL i'm so funny
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
What!? 9000!?
There’s no way that could be right!
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
ITS OVER NIIINNNEEE THHHOUUSSAAAAANNNDDDD
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
So heaven help me if this ever comes up again...
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Correction
So heaven help me if this everFuckingcomes up again…
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
Correction appreciated.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
I GOTCH YO BACK HOMIE
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Wait, did I really say it was over 9000?

Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Orange Shy Guy is displeased with you, sir.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Aww... :(
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by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Well would it do any good if I got the Orange Shy Guy some Orange Shoes?
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by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe the purple shoes are another somewhat-carefully planted detail of the Orange Shy Guy... ;)
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Damn you!
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
ZING!
(/has likely been flagged for trolling)
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
And the quest continues my Orange Shy Guy Friend
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
Besides
I just know the Orange Shy Guy can’t say no to a pair of those AWESOME orange cleats Earl Bennett has ;)
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Nov 20, 2011 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
FINAL SCORE PREDICTION TIME
As I have errands to run before the game and I’d rather not sit and be tempted to turn on the Lackers game, potentially causing me to put my foot through the TV…
BEARS: 31
CHARGERS: 7
Cutler has a great game, no picks or drops. Defense has an alright day, disappointing given the depleted O-line of the Chargers and Devin Hester (you are RIDICULOUS!) returns one for a TD, tying Neon Deion’s record!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
I need to find something to eat.
Any ideas?
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Uh
It’s Sunday?
It’s Bears?
It’s lunchtime?
Chicken.
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Lee's Famous recipe is closed
is KFC open on sundays?
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Are you in georgia?
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
by awfullyquiet on Nov 20, 2011 12:04 PM CST up reply actions
central Illinois
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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Leftover ravioli from last night for me.
Yes. I tried cooking. My house is still standing, so I must have done something right.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Need some assistance with something.
How many times do you have to thumbs down something in Pandora before Jimmy Eat World gets excised from your music life? 11 times and counting.
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:44 AM CST reply actions
it just takes some time
little girl you’re in the middle of the ride
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
IT'S LIKE A FUCKING COCKROACH.
JUST. WON’T. DIE.
(Open Thread’d)
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by Steven Schweickert on Nov 20, 2011 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
Hey. Clarity is a top notch album.
Everything else is meh.
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
by awfullyquiet on Nov 20, 2011 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Go Raiders, Go Panthers, Go Bucs and most importantly......
Go Bears !!!!!!!!!!
48 minutes of intensity
BAM!
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by suckmyditka on Nov 20, 2011 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BAIRS!
And just so I can get mine in before anyone else..
EARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL THE PEARRRRRRRRRRRRRL
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I'm just hoping
that the Bears defense gives me as many fantasy points THIS week as they did LAST week!!!
OH SNAP
Gramma just called me Free meal hahaha PEACE family
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It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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