Ask A Chiefs Fan - "Da Bears" Edition

gaining yards in football games not so much, but hey … can’t have evereything, right?

… but they still have to play Da Game so who knows, maybe THIS Sunday will be one of thoe ANY GIVEN Sundays that I hear rumors about

but I doubt it

Only the DA BEARS and the Great City of Chicago can use the word with such grace! With that flag, you get a 15 yard penalty and a loss of down. Possibly a suspension after Goodell issues a few games to Suh.

being that he’s NOT a Bear’s fan…I suppose ignorance is bliss and that is why it is our due diligence to educate the man…so give him so slack…I’m sure he’ll never make THAT mistake again!!

see what I did there? besides, I have a nephew somewhere in Chicago so I do have local ties and thus can get away with Dat Kinda Thing

is da troot.

… mabe he’s being used wrong for his talents, dunno

the guy is a burner, super-quick and can make even very talented defenders miss with some of his juke moves, but he’s not a “typical” RB, his small size hurts in terms of having him try to block LBs, and he tends to get “lost in space” when he’s in the slot with all those big OL and DL around (then too, Cassel couldn’t spot his 3rd receiver option if the guy had a giant blinking neon arrow over his helmet that said “THROW BALL HERE”)

he’s fabulous as a return guy and is a threat to take any kick or punt “to the house” if he gets even a tiny bit of space, so there is that aspect

but overall, he’s not been the “offensive weapon” that many of us envisioned him to be (part of that might also be due to Jamaal Charles being out for the year, along with our best catching TE Tony Moeaki … other defenses can “key” on Dex and there haven’t been many other options available)

meh, Allen isn’t much of a hunter compared to Alvin Bailey, rookie DL the Chiefs got this year … dude grew up on some tiny island off Florida and is used to hunting and killing and eating alligators and other animals that make whatever Jared Allen does look tame

we’re happy with what we have from that trade

… and there have been a few players that have seemingly “disappeared” for weeks at a time so it’s entirely possible that yes, Haley does indeed eat people (he certainly chews out a lot of players on a regular basis, so there’s that)

is this whats cooking this weekend

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=100751269