The Bears "drop" one to the Chiefs 10-3
"all I saw was a big brown thing coming in front of me. I just tried to stop it." Tried to stop it? Tried to stop the "big brown thing". You mean the football? You’re not paid to stop it, you’re paid to CATCH IT.
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by Joeb'n777 on Dec 6, 2011 7:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
TWSS
“all I saw was a big brown thing coming in front of me.
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
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Little did he know
That was actually me. Coming to rip his damn head off!
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by suckmyditka on Dec 7, 2011 7:36 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
If there was a "like"
I’d hit it, but I’ll hafta settle for a rec
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I think I can almost stand the Bears losing after this
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. To have actually read those words attributed to a real life NFL wr is absolutely hilarious. Some good came of the game at least, I’ll be laughing at that one for weeks.
If all he sees is big brown things how the hell does he ever catch a single Cutler fastball?
Well that's why according to him Hanie's throws are "softer" and thus "more catchable" (actual quote) than Cutler's
Yet he sure doesn’t seem to be doing any better, does he? Because now he’s regressed to the point of referring to a damn football as a “big brown thing”.
This boggles the mind >:(
missing number 6
*Bangs head on desk*
"Violence is not always the answer."
"Violence is the question, and the answers always YES!"
Sad part is everyone in the country knew this guy was a dropper
But he knows the Martz system…………. blah blah blah blah blah
White Sox fans need not apply.
by Bears-Cubs Bulls on Dec 6, 2011 8:52 PM CST reply actions
Exactly!
At the risk of both beating a dead horse and sounding like a meatball….. Shouldn’t the REW experiment be something like Exhibit D or E in the case against Mike Martz? And that not including other such favorites as The Manatee and Grandpa Collins.
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by Joeb'n777 on Dec 6, 2011 9:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
After Martz pulled his head out following the Detroit debacle,
things were going pretty darn well. Cutler was putting a good season together and the Bears were 7-3 before Thumbgate.
There’s no defending the Manatee or Collins (or Pace, for that matter). But I really doubt that it’s in Cutler’s or the Bears’ best interest to go to yet another offensive system next year.
You mean after Cutler rubbed Martz's nose in his own excriment?
No way Hanie does that.
thumbgate...
really
smh
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 7, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
that is a pretty funny quote
but how exactly is it any worse for Roy to drop a pass as compared to Johnny Knox or Devin Hester, or Dan Sanzenbacher, or Kellen Davis.
Is Roy a special case because everyone wanted Jerry to go out and spend money like Andy Reid and all he came back with was Roy Williams?
What really happened? They dropped R.Davis and D. Aromashadu and picked up R. Williams and S. Hurd.
a small upgrade and everyone wanted them to spend big money on a guy who is playing like crap for another team this year.
55 offensive plays and this is the one that breaks the camel’s back?
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
It's worse because the big FA WR pickup of the offseason...
That was supposed to catch 80 passes ended up being the passing games biggest underperformer. Knox and Hester both have more yards while Sanz, Davis and Knox all have more TD’s.
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by Joeb'n777 on Dec 6, 2011 11:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
and Williams has more yards than Bennett does that make him better than Bennett?
He also has the highest catch percentage on the team (thanks to Hanie) even with the drops. You can say that means nothing or you can say that you have a better chance of completing a pass to Williams than any of our other WR’s.
you can see anything you want long as you put on the right shade of H8 glasses.
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
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Its worse because it seems that Roy drops
huge passes, like 40 yarders, long 3rd downs, or TD’s, magnifying them, rather than Sanzi dropping a 3 yard pass on 1st and 10
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but,but,but it's Roy it has to be wrong! right?
everybody jump on the H8 wagon
we have never seen Hester run that route and it end up an INT oh no that never happened.
how many slants have we seen Knox run that ended up pick 6’s, none right.
If we only had Olsen back so we can watch him not make that catch either!
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I didn't say anyone else is better
Aside from Bennett nobody has consistent hands or crisp route running
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by ThorCo on Dec 7, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It doesn't matter what you said.
It only matters what someone mistakenly thinks you said. Welcome to the Internet.
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 7, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
and you thought they said welcome to WR single ads?
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
And this has what to do with anything?
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 7, 2011 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
and you were talking about what?
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
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Five.
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 7, 2011 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
good place for ThorCo to step in and say "I am number Four"
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
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I am number Four
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thats the rub
It seems worse when Roy does it because no one ever cuts him any slack.
Knox gets a lot of yards so what if he drops a few passes
Hester is a HOF return guy so it doesn’t matter that he can’t find another position to play at the NFL level.
Sansenbacher is the UDFA darling of training camp and has 3TD’s so it doesn’t matter he has as many drops as the rest of them put together.
these guys suck with Cutler throwing to them much less Hanie is it right to pour all the H8 on Roy when he is just more of the same. When JA signed Roy he didn’t make the team worse than it was in 2010.
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
As a run blocking WR I love Roy
as a pass catching option on 1st or 2nd down I love Roy…
but see the pass going to him on third down reminds me of when Grossman used to chuck it deep….you had a feeling of regret in the pit of your stomach lol
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Was there another drop that should have been a TD that directly led to an interception?
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 7, 2011 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
lets follow the chain of event's
in 1982 the circus is rumbling through Odessa Tx. and a young juggles gives birth to a healthy smiling baby boy she names Roy. Knowing that Ronald Wilson Regan (666) is the anti-christ she allows a local family to adopt Roy hoping he might find some joy before the end of the world.
Roy indeed had a wonderful life until he was drafted by the Detroit Lions and actually comes face to face with the actual Anti-Crist Mike Martz and he has been living the nightmare ever since.
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
by ed_brown on Dec 7, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
juggles should read juggler
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
rec kind sir
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 7, 2011 7:45 PM CST up reply actions
God.
I’ve been repeating that quote every time someone mentions the game that supposedly occured Sunday ever since I heard it on CJH Monday afternoon. It’s awe inspiring.
What do we have to think as fans?
Almost every single person here knew we needed an upgrade at the WR position but we all knew as well the answer was not Roy Williams.
The front office has to know that Roy Williams is shit, there is little to no evidence to make them think otherwise. Do we have to find solace in the idea that maybe they just thought it would keep fans content on the WR situation?
Did you guys hear about the new Lebron James Iphone?
You have to keep it on vibrate because it has no rings.
Is this an open thread?
Jerry had no intention of picking up a big time #1WR this year with no offseason and F/A’s reporting late to training camp and Martz declining to sign an extension.
Roy was signed cheap to hold down a spot vacated by Devin Aromashadu and he is better than Devin. A one year deal leaving Jerry all of his options open for the up coming off season. The Bears were 11-5 last year and without Cutler and Forte going down were still a 11-5 team this year.
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
REW better than Aromashodu?
citation needed, please.
by NorthSideBearsFan on Dec 7, 2011 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
don't be a meathead
. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank
D.A. has 56 carrer receptions since 2007
Roy has 380 since 2004
When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 7, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions
SMDH
This guy is useless….
Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan
Phoenix Suns, Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix Coyotes, Arizona Rattlers fan
[I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
Leading the NFL in swagtangibles
Just so full of excuses
Now that he can’t blame it on Cutler’s “bullet throws” (v Hanie’s “softer” and “more catchable” throws), he’s resorted to blaming the “big brown thing” for daring to fly at his face. DUDE, it’s FOOTBALL! That big brown thing is A FOOTBALL! Introduce yourself, get to know it, why don’t ya? Because you’re paid to CATCH the damn thing!!!
Grrr.
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They did. At a speed-dating clinic.
Roy wasn’t interested and didn’t bother to remember the name or what it looked like.
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM CST up reply actions
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“SBM looking for SBT (small brown thing) to cuddle with in the end zone. Must be willing to “take it slow” and “be soft and gentle” with me. Am afraid of affectionate contact and have commitment issues – with third partner in five years and might only stick around with this one for a few more weeks. Confident in myself and my ability though no one else believes in me and my lofty “high-reaching” status. Have a tendency to keep things at “arm’s length” and often blame others and shirk my own responsibility. If interested, contact Halas Hall."
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 7, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Like the owner of the Chinese Buffet said to the fat guy.... YOU GO NOWWWW!!!!!!
Please leave your Jersey with the equipment manager.
RW, you’ve been abysmal. I had high hopes for your success this year, but all the Bears got was your suc.
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by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Dec 7, 2011 7:20 PM CST reply actions
Ugh that is a sad-ass quote.
Thanks for linking back to my article btw!
Jay Cutler is still my quarterback.
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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 8, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
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