The Rah-Rah Brotherhood
All right, Bears fans, here's the deal. We've suffered through two injuries to our best offensive players, we lost to a fictional quarterback last week on a Hail Mary pass, and yet, we're still tied for a playoff spot at this time. So whether you think we may not win another game this year, or you're so deflated after the Chiefs loss that you couldn't even muster the courage to comment Wednesday morning, buck up, sports fans, 'cus I don't see a singing fat lady just yet. Jump in defiance of all rationality!
Ok, so I'm a bit hot under the collar here, and I'm not going to provide you with any analytical insight or statistical analysis as to how or why the Bears aren't dead in the water; I'll save that for Kev's weekly playoff race breakdown, or Steven's weekend "things we do to win" capsules. Here, we're running on full-throttled, irrational bonding of mankind and sports. I can't believe we lost to the Chefs (intentional) last week, but so what? This week we get the anointed one (I'll capitalize that after the rapture), and as Ronk pointed out, we have an ideal defense for a run first, poorly throw second, type of quarterback. We have enough talent defensively to capitalize on turnovers, a special teams unit that can help us out immensely, and offensively... seriously, after two weeks without Cutler they have to have figured something out by now, right?
Regardless, if you're the fan in mourning right now (the Jay Cutler Support group was disbanded after the Forte injury due to insufficient space for all us tortured souls) because of the Bears' lost season, take solace in the fact that whether we like our team's chances sans Forte and Cutler, we still have a shot to make the playoffs. Its a playoff race, people! And until Cutty and Matt are IR'd, I'm holding out hope for a triumphant return to the gridiron for both, just in time to start knocking teams off in the playoffs. Am I delusional? Is there any real hope of playoff success? Should I even waste time writing rhetorical questions?
Regardless of what the odds say on making the playoffs without your starting QB and RB for the last month (possibly!) of the season, we're tied for a playoff spot right now, and that's what matters. Throw off your rational shackles and root for the Bears like always. Don't think about the injuries, don't stress about Hanie's next interception or Martz's insanity, just watch, root, and hope that at the end of the game, its the Bears' on top. Oh, and don't hold the "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"-like title against me.
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Well said!
Even though I wouldn’t be surprised if they lost them all, this is the NFL and it’s such a week to week league, you never know how that ball will bounce.
When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Dec 9, 2011 1:23 PM CST reply actions
Actually, I'm still trying to 'game' how I'm going to feel about this season
If we don’t make the playoffs. Will I feel like I did in ‘08, when we choked so many times that you just shook your head and said ’well, we didn’t deserve to get in’? Or will it be something more visceral, cuz you know we were on an epic roll this year when a quirky, totally bad luck injury befell our MVP? Or will we just kind of shrug and say ‘oh well, not much we could do about it without Cutler, and then Forte, in the lineup.’
But, OTOH, if we DO make the playoffs? I’ll be giddy as all get-out. And even if we don’t – beating the Broncos and Tebow-mania at Denver would be a nice break from the doldrums of the past two weeks.
I'm not so mean. I wouldn't ever go out to hurt anybody deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
what? ...no travelling pants? how about a wandering jockstrap?
Good post, Boss.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."
Speaking of wandering jock straps
I was gonna use a pic of Louis helping up Hanie after a sack – a player’s hand was conspicuously placed on Louis’ backside- and had a joke ready to go, but decided against it. It would’ve been funny, I think, but possibly way too racy (think Penn State coach recent arrest kind of joke). To avoid the banhammer, I went safe.
If its free, take two.
Alas someone who is (almost) as optimistic as I am!
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Dec 9, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions
I pouted for about 2 days
Then said the heck with it, weirder things have happened in the NFL. Like, you know, Tim Tebow winning games, or Schweikert making it through a post without a bad pun.
If its free, take two.
I guess it's my turn...
… to take a “weakly” shot.
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by Steven Schweickert on Dec 9, 2011 2:08 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Ha!
Hey I’m still on a “bashfree Thorco diet”. Someones gotta get the brunt of it. And since this place has been like a theater showing New Year’s Eve lately (you know, sad and empty) its kinda slim pickens on new targets.
If its free, take two.
by T.J. Shouse on Dec 9, 2011 2:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Good post Joe
And despite my “rational” doubts I’ll still jump up and down in the living room and cheer until I’m hoarse.
"And furthermore, I think Carthage must be destroyed."
"Well, maybe I'll have just half a hit of acid."
“I’ll have three.”
"With all due respect, and I mean with ALL due respect...that idea ain't worth a velvet paintin' of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."

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