Caption This: Shirtless Tank Johnson Signing Autographs
by Dane Noble on May 18, 2011 7:00 PM CDT
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All autographs are a dollar...
just tuck the buck in my waistband please…
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on May 18, 2011 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
AHHHH!!!!!
How did the buffalo get that campers hat?
by l3ig_lvlike_430 on May 18, 2011 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
The woman's face is placed strategically to avoid full frontal nudity.
“I’ve got your front covered Tanky baby”
Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.
Tank Johnson attempts to show his gun-loving days are over by reducing the places he could carry one concealed
Acreman20: 127 hours is pretty decent.
awfullyquiet: How long is that movie?
Acreman20: 93 minutes.
"We're going streaking through the QUAD!"
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
"Is that your Glock or are you just glad to see me?"
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
by Pete Dixon on May 19, 2011 9:51 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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