Caption This: Is Al Davis putting a curse on someone?
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 20, 2011 11:00 AM CDT
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PrintOakland Raiders owner Al Davis freaks me out. His photos are creepy. His press conferences are creepy. His resemblance to the Crypt Keeper is creepy. Kudos to the man for still running his team at 82, but he's creepy.
Give us your best caption for this picture, but try not to look into his eyes too long, I fear he may take your soul.
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Something something something Dark Side...
Something something something Complete.
by DieHardBearsCubs on Jun 20, 2011 11:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
If you will not turn to the dark side,
you will be destroyed!
Shortly after this photo was taken, force lighting shot from the Emperor’s Al Davis’ right quivered hand.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!
The force is STRONG with you
Campbell; from this day forward you shall be known as…Darth…QB
Btw when I saw that pic when eating lunch I immediately lost my appetite
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Jun 20, 2011 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...
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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 20, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions
"Oh a wise guy eh!!!" "Pick two fingers."
Link for those who may not get the reference.
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
ugh...
just imagine those crusty nails going into someones eye…
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 20, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
All I can think of
Stephen King…………“I curse you….thinner”
by l3ig_lvlike_430 on Jun 20, 2011 12:19 PM CDT reply actions
"I haven't washed these since my high school prom."
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
by Pete Dixon on Jun 20, 2011 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
LMAO- was his prom before or after the Revolutionary War?
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Jun 20, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
More like the Hundred Years War.
Amirite?!
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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 20, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I know right, how long was that war again??? :)
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Jun 20, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 20, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Abe Lincoln?
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow
by Ditkavsworld on Jun 20, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You sir, shall be green
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Jun 20, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Packers and Aaron Rodgers
“I Curse you.
The whole roster.
To a Lifetime of losing.
You sunnuvas "
Monsters of the Midway Incoming
I seriously dare anyone to look into his eyes for a full minute...
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 20, 2011 2:18 PM CDT reply actions
I couldnt.
In 15 seconds i felt the urge to go out and shake off the surreal weirdness
Monsters of the Midway Incoming
lol
I knew it.
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't do it, either.
He is just too creepy.
White Sox baseball: We're All Ineffective
Halladay, Oswalt, Hamels, Blanton, AND LEE!! HELL YES!
My two favorite football teams have a "Gould"en kicker
He looks more like Emperor Palpatine to me.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen."
Hey buddy!
Good to see you’re still alive and kicking. How’s Wanda and the family?
Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.
Holy shat
That pic’s not even photoshopped, is it?
Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN
no.
It’s the real thing.
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 20, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hold me.
:-(
Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN
by Spongie on Jun 20, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Btw what the heck happened to his face?!
With all those cuts and bandages it’s like if he got thrown into the ring with Muhammed Ali or into the octagon with Brock Lesner
Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that
by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Jun 20, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow...
“Come a little closer sonny, I can’t see you well due to my lazy eye and all. And I won’t trust just anyone with changing my bandaids and bedpan.”
by I Have Bearsititis on Jun 20, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions
If a picture is worth a thousand words ...
Then most of this pictures words are monosyllabic-freak-out words. Great find!
by Sound_Automatic on Jun 20, 2011 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
it's herbert from the family guy (the old guy)
or…number one and uhhhmmmpphh number twoooooooooooo in the Depends.
Connie Mack has nothing on meeeeeeee.....
Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.
"Your Soul is MINE!"
'Don't believe in you who believe in me and don't believe in me who believes in you, but believe in you who believe in yourself'
Skeletor is my name...
and speed is my only game.
"Our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam" - Modest Mouse
Once you start with that plastic surgery, you just can't stop!
I wanted my skin to look smoother so I told them to keep pulling until all the wrinkles were out…now I can’t lower my right hand! Damn you, Jerry Jones! I’ll never take your advice again!!!
I can't even begin to think.
Because, I can’t shake the visage after looking into his eyes. Nausea.
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
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