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NFL.com will face the wrath of Ditka, his Mustache only named 4th best

There seems to be a problem...  NFL.com listed it's best mustaches in the history of the NFL and the hairy upper lip of Mike Ditka came in fourth.  Yeah, you read that right, 4th!  Blasphemy.  You can see the picture of his follicle adornment in all its stachetastic glory by clicking here.  They did throw a bone to Bears fans by considering Walter Payton's nose neighbor, which you can see here, but 4th place for the moustachioed Mike Ditka is unacceptable.

Star-divide

Maybe Adam Rank, who compiled the list at NFL.com didn't realize the popularity or the respect given to Ditka's Moustache?

I find it perplexing that a day after the one year anniversary of The Superfans Present: Truths About Da Coach!, which posted on June 22nd 2010 on Windy City Gridiron, that Adam Rank would reveal his list.  That's like a slap in the face to Iron Mike, a slap that shall not go unpunished.  You know you can follow the Ditka mustache on Twitter?  In three places no less!  MDitkasMustache, ditkas_mustache, and DitkasMustache!  Does Adam Rank even now what Twitter is?  (You can follow WCG on Twitter here!)  There's even a WCG member with the name DitkaStache.

Does that Adam Rank fellow think he's some sort of a smart aleck for always ranking stuff on his column.  Oh look everybody, Adam Rank is "rank"ing... smartass...   Is Rank even his real name?  Here's a couple Truths from the above mentioned Truths About Da Coach for him to rank next time out.

1)  Mike Ditka's beard doesn't grow out of respect for The Moustache.

You read that Adam Rank, R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

8)  His Moustache has it's own P.O. Box, and it receives more fan mail than all the Cubs and White Sox players combined.

Have you ever received a piece of fan mail Adam Rank?  This 4th place travesty needs to be amended.  And soon...

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This would be an adequate spot

that photoshop of Ditka as the most interesting man in the world.

“The beard refuses to grow out of respect for the mustache”

by IndyBearsFan88 on Jun 26, 2011 1:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

P.S. Rank sucks

I’m not a fan of his

by IndyBearsFan88 on Jun 26, 2011 1:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wrong Ditkastache photo!

His Stache after he stopped playing is FAR more epic.

by Doshi on Jun 26, 2011 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Legally we only have access to certain photos

we use what we can…

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 26, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about that one. That's durn near perfect.

I’d prefer a GlassesStache pic from 85 with a Sweater-Vest, but that’s another story.

I’m talking about the one in the article. Why would they use his pronzStache instead of the epic 85Stache?!?

by Doshi on Jun 26, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh... right on

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 26, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

What kind of crapola is this

I have not even heard of the number 1 and 2 guys on this list.

by l3ig_lvlike_430 on Jun 26, 2011 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

But I’m willing to bet they’ve heard of Da Coach. By my sense of logic, that’s clearly indicative of something!

Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN

by Spongie on Jun 27, 2011 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Since this isn't an open thread

I’m exercising my right to not comment.

PS- Somebody tell Adam Rank (who ever that is) to open his front door.

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow

by Ditkavsworld on Jun 27, 2011 8:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Go get him

Adam Rank Twitter

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jun 27, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I let him know.

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow

by Ditkavsworld on Jun 27, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rank's ranking is horrible

It’s an outrage of the highest order. I must file a complaint.

by DaHamsta on Jun 27, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions  

We should team up with the Fins
  1. - Ditka
  2. - Csonka

List closed.

Oh, fine, Add Namath’s Fu Manchu.

by lmfsilva on Jun 27, 2011 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

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