Caption This: Why did Al Davis not vote on the new CBA?
Yesterday the NFL owners voted 31-0 to approve the CBA. There's 32 teams... The Oakland Raiders didn't vote. So we'll have a little Friday fun at the expense of Al Davis. Give us your best caption for this picture. And the rules for this contest are... It's up there in the title. Rec your favorites and the winner might win a million dollars! *
* Might... but not likely. Actually, we'd have a hard time getting a nickle out of SBNation. Sorry...
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He was busy tending to the Crypt.
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 22, 2011 7:23 PM CDT reply actions
Because I just ate you soul!! UMMMM DEElicious......
Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...
Your... YOUR... I meant your.
Killian’s typing fail
Adrian Pedestrian!! Now that's funny Mr. Bayless...
"Because I am the Master of the Universe! Muhahahaha"
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Ancient spirits of evil!
Transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent - Salvor Hardin
by badsamaritan on Jul 22, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Sources say he was reminded that he missed a vote,
so he ran to the phones and tried to vote “No”. When asked what he was voting against, he shouted: “Why does Ford have to make them ALL in black?!”
by Dane Noble on Jul 22, 2011 8:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
According to a reputable source in the Raiders' front office,
Davis refused to vote because there was no mention in the agreement of “allowable number of coaches to sacrifice fire and players of which he is permitted to feast on brains to cut.”
Weekend contributor at Windy City Gridiron
by Steven Schweickert on Jul 22, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I don’t have a caption to offer. I just wanted to say: that is a truly terrifying picture >_<
Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN
I think I would lose half my hair and whatnot also
If I had to deal with the Raiders everyday.
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win."
by GriggsBriggs on Jul 23, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He tried to vote,
but pushing the button was too much of a strain and he passed out. When asked CEO Amy Trask said “We had philosophical and fundamental differences.” The thing she left out was that the “philosophical and fundamental differences” were mostly about the legality of slavery.
Angelo probably offered to vote for him, then backed out last minute.
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by David Taylor on Jul 22, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
As a Charger have fan
I have to give Al props. Is he crazy? Yes. But if I owned an NFL team, and my wife died while my son was a douche I would pull the same stuff. I would wear the gear, make the draft picks, call the plays, hire err fire the coaches. And if anyone had a problem I would kindly tell them to pound sand.
Winning
Commissioner Goodell, the time has come. Execute order 66.
"Our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam" - Modest Mouse
by propheteer on Jul 22, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Guy should be the "after" pic for Meth addiction
Dont do meth kids, you will look like this guy by age 20.
White Sox fans need not apply.
by Bears-Cubs Bulls on Jul 22, 2011 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
"I ate his liver smothered in fava beans with a nice chianti."
Thfft, thfft, thfft, thfft…….
Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.
He is gonna haunt my dreams.
Sooooo CREEPY!!
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Chicago Rush: Central Division Champions
Goodell: “AL!! where were you?? we just voted on the CBA!”
Al: oh.. did I miss something important? I had to take my dog for a walk…."

by edenburnz on Jul 23, 2011 12:55 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
*pretty sure I newbie failed the photo link...
Google ‘Sam ugliest dog’ if there’s no photo
by edenburnz on Jul 23, 2011 1:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
outstanding
If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 23, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
He was leading Frodo and Sam
through a treacherous path to Mordor that only HE knew about.
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Jul 23, 2011 1:39 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Happiest. zombie. ever.
With his insides coming out, I’m thinking that he’s saying “I’ve got nothing to hide.”
How much for your women? The little girl, your wife?
Sell me your children!
by Sound_Automatic on Jul 23, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions
He was at the clinic getting treatment for those light saber wounds...
or maybe a rabies booster.
"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith
At his current rate of injury and decay, we expect Al Davis to live another 23 years.
When you go to somebody's house, you don't crap on their floor. Being a fan of one team does NOT give you license to be a dick to fans of another.
Corollary: When people are visiting your house and behaving themselves, them being a fan of a different team is NOT a reason for you to piss in their beer.
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