Photo-caption extravaganza: Greg Olsen and Todd Collins

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 4, 2011 1:00 PM CDT in Photo-caption Extravaganza

What is Greg Olsen thinking? That's Olsen on the right, and he's looking at former Bears backup QB Todd Collins, and Collins is obviously saying something that has Greg captivated...

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Have you seen my tight spiral ?

by Edjka on Jul 4, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions

it puts the lotion on the skin.....

I'll roll up

by suckmyditka on Jul 4, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Dude, even I’m disturbed by this. That’s got to be worth a rec :-D

Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN

by Spongie on Jul 5, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions

;] hey girrrrl

I'll roll up

by suckmyditka on Jul 5, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions

Olsen: Dude, where the heck were you throwing that pass?

Collins: IDK, but it sucked.

Dick Butkus: Best MLB ever!

by chi-town82 on Jul 4, 2011 2:16 PM CDT reply actions

I know I need a tan, stop asking if "Powder" was based on my life!

If its free, take two.

by T.J. Shouse on Jul 4, 2011 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

Olsen has such a pained expression on his face like he's thinking

Someone please come save me from this boring dribble…

If you go in the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Da Coach" 5 times while facing the mirror... Ditka will appear and slap the wussy right out of you.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Jul 4, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions

maybe Olsen is thinking "I've never been this close to someone this old before"

. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank

by ed_brown on Jul 4, 2011 4:19 PM CDT reply actions

Or “If I squint like this, I can get old-man crow’s feet around my eyes as well”

Cosmis: JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN DANIEAL MANNING JUST KILLED A MAN

by Spongie on Jul 5, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions

Olsen: "Huh huh maaaaaaan… you are one pathetic loser. Hahaha. No offense, haha.
Collins: “No. None taken.”

WILDCARD BITCHES!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAA!!!!!

by Acreman20 on Jul 4, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions

No offense

Yup, that was Collins.

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Is my mind a'goin on me or am I watchin you jibber jabber like some sorta jibberty box. Jibber Jabber on! Jibber Jabber on! -- Early Cuyler

by SaintCee on Jul 4, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

"Heh. Heh heh. yea. real funny...

listen up, Todd- the dudes in the black uniforms are the Panthers, and they are not on our team!"

by BOBdaBEAR on Jul 4, 2011 5:44 PM CDT reply actions

Dude, Todd...

How the heck are you the backup QB? Better yet, how the hell do you still have a job in this league?

"Our ideas held no water but we used them like a dam" - Modest Mouse

by propheteer on Jul 4, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions

Olsen looks like he's thinking "God, why won't he SHUT UP??"

Vote KONERKO and VICTORINO

by HappyHuman on Jul 4, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions

Collins just said,

“I swear that if I could just get in there for one more series Olsen…”

by ChiTownSupremes on Jul 4, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions

Collins: "Once, when i was Backing up Trent Green in Kansas...

…Yadda yadda yadda-I have no Soul-yadda yadda yadda yadda useless info yadda yadda blah blurgh.

Olsen: Lol, cool story bro.

Monsters of the Midway Incoming

by Pulyx on Jul 4, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions

"Did he REALLY just say 'I'm Batman'?

[...]when Giants coach Steve Owen, a certified defensive genius, was asked how he planned to stop Nagurski, he said: "With a shotgun, as he’s leaving the dressing room."

by NobodySpecial on Jul 4, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Collins: And the best part is it all happened when I was auditioning for the role of water boy and they put me in the QB line...

E.F.K.

by DaBearBus on Jul 5, 2011 12:31 AM CDT reply actions

No $h#t

You’re making more money than me this year?

"We can do it any way you want to. We can go right out back and get it on or you can shape your ass up," Da Coach

by droppopotamus on Jul 5, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Greg is thinking, " I don’t know if I want to punch Todd in the face for being a worthless QB, or if I want to punch Jerry in the face for signing this P.O.S. and paying him more than me "

Why do all my socks smell like feet?

by touchdown bears on Jul 5, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

“Did I leave the oven on?”
“I think I need to take a dump… nope just farts”
“So this is how you waste a million dollars.”
“Coach Martz looks pregnant, but I don’t think he’s as far along as Rex Ryan.”
“Why is Jay so pouty.”
“If Wilford Brimely had a cat I wonder if it’d look like diabeetus cat.”
“I follow WCG on Twitter.”
“if you want my body and you think I’m sexy come on babbbbby leeeet me knoooowwww.”

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.
- Aldous Snow

by Ditkavsworld on Jul 5, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs