Photo-caption Extravaganza: Roy Williams and Sam Hurd
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You tell me what Hurds looking at
and what’s up with his expression. That, to me, is the real challenge.
Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.
He's watching our Oline block.
My team is on the floor. -Coach Norman Dale
by Ditkavsworld on Aug 26, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Ummm.....
Roy: Look at these hands Sam, look how big they are. You know what they say about a guy with big hands right?
Sam: The sadder a drop looks?
So Cutler threw the ball right here...
… and I still dropped it!
Yes, I know my screen name is out of date...
by Fire Ron Turner on Aug 25, 2011 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
No serious man...
That wasn’t a drop. You can call it a drop if you want. Oh, the other one, ya you can call that a drop too.
"We can do it any way you want to. We can go right out back and get it on or you can shape your ass up," Da Coach
Roy: ...and that is just ONE of her buttcheeks!
by PolishSausage.Ditka.Bears. on Aug 25, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm wrecking the %&$#* outta this one
because it’s the only one that doesn’t have to do with dropping the ball
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
What am I supposed to do when the ball comes right here? That's tough man
"We can do it any way you want to. We can go right out back and get it on or you can shape your ass up," Da Coach
Hurd: "Mine's bigger"
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
HAHAHAHA
THAT’S A WANG JOKE.
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by Steven Schweickert on Aug 25, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
i don’t get it
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
As the originator of the joke...
Yes. Yes you do.
Don’t hate just cause your post got turned on you. :)
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by Steven Schweickert on Aug 25, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I plea da FIF
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders
It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!
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Sam: “So it was THAT big?”
Roy: “Yeah, so big I could hardly handle it!”
Sam: “I’m impressed man, you never could take ’em that big in Texas!”
Roy: “Well, apparently, things aren’t bigger in Texas…”
Sam: “I don’t know what to say.”
Roy: “Yeah…”
Sam: “So when you going back to Subway for more of those… What’d you call ’em, five dollar footlongs?”
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by Steven Schweickert on Aug 25, 2011 5:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Roy: I really appreciate you giving me these two things at the end of my arms. Where did you get them again?
Hurd: No problem, I found them in the locker of the dude who used to wear my number. Rashied something……
by BearFan611 on Aug 25, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Fast forward to February, 2012 (where its warm enough to take this picture)
Roy: “Man, I can’t believe they let me hold this after all those …”
(crashing noise)
Roy: “Drops.”
Sam: “… You just dropped the Lombardi trophy.”
Bears. Bulls. White Sox.
by The Voiss on Aug 25, 2011 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Roy: "This is the size of the box UPS says are the safest for jewelry."
"With all due respect, and I mean with ALL due respect...that idea ain't worth a velvet paintin' of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."
by CurtisEnisFan on Aug 25, 2011 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Watching Baltimore getting stomped make me feel like quoting the Wire
Roy: I’m just a humble motherf’r with a big-ass D.
Hurd: You give yourself too much credit.
Roy: Okay then. I ain’t that humble.
I'm telling you Roy,
Crisco and Stickum are not interchangable.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
"...and then he was like,
‘with you, Charles, and Joey, we’ll be unstoppable for the next decade!’ "
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
by JerBear50 on Aug 25, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Not exactly a ringing endorsement
but considering my recent results in these CAC’s, I’ll take it.
"The time has come to get deeply into Football. It is the only thing we have left that ain't fixed." - HST
Roy "Then the great white breached and hit the surfer and took a chunk out of his board this big!"
Sam “Yeah, I love Shark Week too!!!”
Unreasonable people make life difficult...
by WisBearsFan34 on Aug 25, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Roy: Look here young fella, these are ‘hands’, they are used to ‘catch’ the football…
Sam: Brah is that booger on your thumb?
by Dominique Blanton on Aug 25, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
And Williams says...
You remember when I was the man in college? I’m pretty good…
Sam Hurd(thinking): So It’s a THREE way race for 1st receiver between Devin, Johnny, and me…
Cacti are prickly.
by crackedcactus on Aug 25, 2011 11:47 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Better yet...
I was this close to beating that DL to the ball….
Cacti are prickly.
by crackedcactus on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions

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