The 2012 WCG Bears Super Bowl Shuffle!

So as I was casually commenting one every post as usual, I noticed the makings of the next edition of the Bears Super Bowl Shuffle in one of today's posts, titled "Are the Chicago Bears the trendy pick for 2012?". I've got each of the verses together and credit will be given to the originators of said verse. Lets break it down!


I'm the pouty QB known as J-Sizzle

I can rocket that ball through a blizzard or a drizzle
run for my life and hand it to twenty-two
throw the ball deep? yea, I can do that too
People always doubt me, ‘nd I dunno why
but u aint gonna see me get all teary and cry
I’ll whatever it takes to help the Bears win
…oh, and tell Martz I said F*** HIM!


Yo I wear 54 and I play in da middle

you know what that means: no playin’ second fiddle
I’ll call the play, run around, make some hits
read that quarterback, catch some picks
Look across the line and stare into my eyes
it’s like lookin down an abyss at your demise
I wear pads on shoulder, no holsters here
but this Lach-ness monster, u don’t go near


The name's Charles Tillman 'n' I play CB

don’t throw that ball anywhere near me
I can play press man, cover my zone
just don’t run the slant: the Tampa-2’s prone
I’m known for punchin balls, it’s what I do best
Just don’t cover it up and I’ll do the rest
I can cover anybody, ‘s long as the turf’s good
u got Revis Island? well, this is Peanut’s Hood.

(By Lester A. Wiltfong Jr.)

J-Pep in the house and I’m picking up sacks

I got the knack for breaking quarterbacks
they can try to run, but there’s no where to go
because there’s no escaping this Chi Town All -Pro
I’m six foot seven and I bring the pain
2012 locker room will end in Champagne
so all you o-linemen better not be slow
and be sure to look out for number 9-0

(By David in Maine)

Well I’m DJ Moore,

An’ I wear # Thirty
I’ll drop a punk QB
when he plays Frickin Dirty
I’m hangin back in the Nickel,
I’m gonna put you in a Pickle
You may think I’m as quiet as a mouse
But just watch while I take one back to the House

(By David in Maine)

And Here I am, I’m the Windy City Flyer

There Ain’t NOBODY gonna take you any Higher
No matter if it’s a punt or it’s a kick
Movin it forward is my stick..
All I need is a teeny, tiny seam and
then I make ALL the fans scream
So when you need some yards, in me you can trust
Just sit back and see me leave ’em in the dust…

(By TheMan1)

Wait a minute flyer

don’t forget about me
I’m good as gold from here to the trees
Ain’t nobody as good as me
The names G O U L D and I’m puttin’ up threes

(By SMD)

My names A H

Some call me fat AL
If you see me coming better run for hell
Cuz if I see you trippin which you better not be
you gonna get a size 17 right in yo teeth

(And my personal crack at it)

My names Earl, called the "Pearl"

I’m so nasty, Corners just hurl
When I see the “Big Brown Thing”
I just go up, and do my thing
I catch the ball, don’t forget
Cause I’m tha man, now RESPECT

If you have any other good verses to add, then type them in the comments and the ones who get green'd will be added.

<em>This FanPost was written by a Windy City Gridiron member, and does not necessarily reflect the ideas or opinions of its staff or community.</em>

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