All right, bears fans, today we have the #2 fire-preventing Smoky the Bear versus another mascot of obesity children's foods, the #7-seeded Sugar Crisp bear. One wears a dapper hat, the other lugs around a spoon (I've seen you've never played knivey-spoony before), and neither wears pants (which makes them bloggers?). This thing keeps on chugging along, for better or worse.