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The Chicago Bears Need a Ferrari.

So, you run a business. It's a conglomeration and is branched out into many venues. Last year you needed a new tractor/trailer so you went out and got yourself a good one. Unfortunately it got in an accident and spent some considerable time at the shop. So this year you and the CEO's are sitting down discussing your needs for the upcoming fiscal year and someone brings up the need for a new tractor/trailer. But wait, you think, aren't we getting that other new one back from the shop? Couldn't the business use something for picking up clients and entertaining potential investors? What you need is something impressive, something sporty. You need a Ferrari.


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Ok, bad analogy but my point stands. I think our offensive line sucked last year too. But we barely got to see what we had in Gabe Carimi. We have yet to feel the impact he could have on our line. We used our first round pick on a tackle last year. AND we drafted another tackle in the first round four years ago. He wasn't working out at tackle but he started to look good at guard before he too went down for the season. AND just last year we brought in a veteran free agent guard/center. What have we done in the last decade to get a good receiver? Draft a few in the second through 7th rounds, bring in Roy Williams who, while being considered an upgrade, didn't exactly light it up, and....?

I know David Terrell has many around here feeling snake bit but that was 11 years and an entire GM ago and as long as we spent the money and the draft picks landing Cutler can we give him a few viable options? I'm not suggesting we ignore the offensive line but it has received attention in recent drafts and I don't think anyone here has any idea what we'll really get out of a healthy Carimi and others not playing out of position. Mike Tice might have an idea and I'm sure he'll have some impact on the draft so if the talent is there in any round, they should make the move to improve the line. But personally I'd like to see the Bears commit some resources and shore up the receiver position. Either draft a receiver with a high pick or go after a proven veteran. Or both. I know the tractor/trailers are the heart and soul of a well run business but dammit, we need a Ferrari. Now.

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A Ferrari would be nice,

but I’d be happy with a couple of Audi S4’s.

I'm a ninja.

by Dane Noble on Feb 19, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

I'd prefer a Subaru WRX STI

Speed, agility, handling, and is tougher than nails (rally inspired car).

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 19, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Forgot to add

Most importantly, it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 19, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

A guy from Colorado wanting a Subaru...

Imagine that. :)

I'm a ninja.

by Dane Noble on Feb 19, 2012 8:39 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've got one

but not the STI. Not really practical with two dogs and gear. It’s sort of amusing and cruel to watch people struggle in their rear or front-wheel drive cars on snow days. :0

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 19, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Pssh

throw enough weight in the back of a mustang and it will go anywhere

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by ThorCo on Feb 19, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

True

like ditches, sidewalks, gullies, into telephone poles…

by TJ Shouse on Feb 19, 2012 9:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Only went into two of those things

and backed right out :D

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by ThorCo on Feb 20, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I got a WRX guys & its pretty darn awesome .......

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by MidWayMonster54 on Feb 19, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I may downgrade for my next car

Do you have the hatchback or the sedan? I prefer the sportiness of the 3 door.

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 20, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I test drove it before buying my outback.

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 20, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

This makes me drool...

My 2.2 does not hold a candle to the 2.5 in the new WRX’s… I take it they have resolved the Head Gasket issues that were plaguing them for years on the 2.5?

by Bjorno on Feb 21, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

They did

My ’99 outback blew its head gasket up Loveland pass five years ago. A service guy at my dealership said it was fixed on the new models.

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 21, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Good...

I will be in the market for a late ‘00s Sub coming up here, and I haven’t even started my research.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to have an S4

and it was like a Rhino on roller skates when it snowed despite AWD. Too much torque, even at low revs and a couple of gears higher than normal. Scandinavians tend to use front wheel drive cars with snow tires and if it is seriously dodgy they put the hand brake on to lock the back wheels.

Then again they also think rotten fish is a delicacy so who knows?

by weepingbear on Feb 21, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Lutefisk is not a Delicacy...

It is a necessity. If you are inland, Lutefisk is one of your only sources of protein in the dead of winter.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 10:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe 100 years ago.

Insects make a great source of protein but I don’t hear of people considering a nest of cockraoches to be a self filling larder ;)

by weepingbear on Feb 22, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Well...

These days it is all about preserving a tradition, rather than survival.

My family stopped the traditional Lutefisk dinner, unless we have a new member of the family we need to initiate. We tricked the wife in to eating some, she was too polite to retch.

It was priceless.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude she must love you to try it.

Does it smell as bad as the legend holds?

by weepingbear on Feb 22, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

It's pretty bad...

Imagine what it would smell like if you soaked some fish in lye, and then cooked it. I can’t really think of any other way to explain it.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Shhh...

Don’t tell people this.

The big problem with 4motion is the computer. You can get it reprogrammed to function more 70/30 in the snow than it does. It goes 50/50 wayyyyyy too much in the torque distribution.

Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...

by awfullyquiet on Feb 22, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

That explains a lot.

I love the Audi’s luxury, but the Sub just handles the snow so much better.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

See Earl Bennett..

Hoping that Peppers does the belt dance over Rodgers crumpled on the turf

by tfrabotta on Feb 20, 2012 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll take a tractor at left tackle, please.

Because it would probably protect Cutler better than Webb.

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by MPG on Feb 19, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions  

4x4 is the only way to go forward on that surface.

Bearsh!tt!n It ain't obscene- I'm a Bears fan that likes hittin and exclamation points.

by Bearsh!tt!n on Feb 19, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

your Fleet of tractor/trailers has been one of the worst in the industry for the past two years.

you bought a new one but before you could find out if it was going to work out it broke down. The other tractor/trailers in your fleet are either defective or not properly utilized. If you choose to live in denial then by all means hope for the best with your tractor/trailer fleet and buy a Ferrari.

or perhaps, you make sure you are operating the best tractor/trailer fleet you can and get a nice Luxury sedan to impress your clients.

. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank

by ed_brown on Feb 19, 2012 10:41 PM CST reply actions  

Why do you hate me?

Seriously though, I agree. We have to draft BPA no matter what. But I’d like to see us shore up receiver and for once have a respectable wide out. The Bears have never had a receiver that was above average for his career as a Bear. Some that had great seasons, but none that made their name as a Bear. Never. And that’s pathetic for the leagues oldest team. (The Cardinals signed the original charter second to the Decatur Staleys)

Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.

by Just Dave on Feb 19, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

George S. Halas was 3 years old when Chris O'Brein formed the "Morgan Athelitic Club" on the south side of Chicago.

That club is known today as the AZ Cardinals and was one of 14 teams to sign the charter of the American Professional Football Association. The Cardnials and the Bears are the only two surviving teams.

http://www.medicalinsurance.org/origins-nfl/

I am not saying we don’t need WR’s by the multiple, but the Bears need to make sure they get much better play out of the offensive line. For all the cries of “RUN THE BALL” we were only rated 24th in run blocking. That is an improvement but lets not pretend that it is good. Our line was tied with the Vikings for the highest sack rate in the league. Getting Carimi back at RT will help but what about the horrible play we saw at LT? Something must be done,

Shore up the line then bring in the playmakers but don’t let the tail wag the dog.

. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank

by ed_brown on Feb 20, 2012 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, and I did nothing Ed.

But you can choose to live in denial all you want. The Bears seem to be.

Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.

by Just Dave on Feb 19, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

christ on a crutch I was talking to the fictious CEO of you fictious trucking copany

. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank

by ed_brown on Feb 20, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Language young man!

Geeze!

Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.

by Just Dave on Feb 20, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

shut the front door!

. "Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."
--Doug Plank

by ed_brown on Feb 20, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

the Giants line is much better than the Bears

and they won the Super Bowl in large part because of good qb and wr play. We at least have capable starters on the line. the same cant be said for our wr’s.

by Ryan21 on Feb 20, 2012 9:48 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

think it's time to start a union

of all those in the WR 1st camp vs. OL in 1st at all costs camp. because that’s basically the argument the whole way across the board and down the line.
Appointing JustDave and Joeb’n777 as leaders.
the vote is now 52% (464 votes) WR to 24% (222 votes) OL.

Looking to see more of Levi Horn

by BearDownIsrael on Feb 20, 2012 12:50 AM CST reply actions  

Defense!

Free agency is the best cure for those two vacuums of talent that the Bears call the WR and OT position. It’s been eight years since the Bears last took a defensive player in the 1st round. Defense in the 1st round or I start fustigating.

Bearsh!tt!n It ain't obscene- I'm a Bears fan that likes hittin and exclamation points.

by Bearsh!tt!n on Feb 20, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions  

The next OT who gets released?

Or anyone that could simply challenge Webb for the starting spot. We don’t pick until #19. By my estimation, that’d leave you with the 5th or 6th best OT in the draft. And if the best OT we can get, is not a clear-cut lock to beat out Webb as starter, then I say FA is better than 1st round pick. Just my opinion…

Bearsh!tt!n It ain't obscene- I'm a Bears fan that likes hittin and exclamation points.

by Bearsh!tt!n on Feb 23, 2012 6:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I liked your article and I think you're spot on with the analogy, but this just reinforces how poorly....

the combination of talent evaluation (both in choosing players and what positions to bolster) and talent development has been under JA and Lovie. I know we’re finally out from under the Angelo influence but this reminds me that Lovie and his assorted staffs have done nothing in developing any of the players they’ve been given.

I’ve said it before and will again, even Angelo could not have been THAT bad at picking players where none of them ever get past the “okay” stage. Here we are, years later, and still saying the same things we’ve been saying prior to a draft that we’ve been saying for the better part of the last decade. I just can’t be optimistic about this organization until they make a clean break from this entire group of coaches.

Sorry, Dave, I don’t mean to take your post in a completely different direction and I truly hope they prove me wrong this season but I still see 2012 as a wasted year where we miss the playoffs again and the team is almost forced to finally fire Lovie and crew. The good players we do have will be a year older and have to go through another regime change and we’re just that much further from contending again. We needed to bite the bullet once they decided to let JA go and clean house.

Wow! I just read my own post and it makes me realize I need a vacation….. Shouldn’t be this negative first thing Monday morning.

by BearFan611 on Feb 20, 2012 7:51 AM CST reply actions  

And Lance Briggs needs a Lamborghini

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by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Feb 20, 2012 4:24 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I was going to make a Lambo joke...

Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...

by awfullyquiet on Feb 20, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions  

... Lambeau joke?

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by Steven Schweickert on Feb 21, 2012 7:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Lambeau joke:

"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith

by Pete Dixon on Feb 21, 2012 9:28 AM CST up reply actions  

This one is even better...

Pay close attention to the spelling, it’s not ’shopped.

by Bjorno on Feb 22, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny twitter exchange:

55berger (Lance Briggs): Opening a new bar where i grew up in california. Any ideas on a bar name. Its will be a modern sports bar.

David Haugh: @55Berger Lamborghini’s

55berger (Lance Briggs): Wow…let it go david @DavidHaugh

some guy Brent Horvay: @55Berger the “david haugh will never be allowed here bar” after his latest tweet…although it was pretty clever @DavidHaugh

55berger (Lance Briggs): It was very clever. I laughed caught me off guard..might name the bar edens. Lol @HorvayGroup @DavidHaugh

by Mike Mueller on Feb 21, 2012 9:33 AM CST up reply actions  

Why not a semi-truck to run over

Green Bay, Detroit and Minnesota all the way to the super bowl

by chiguy8506 on Feb 20, 2012 11:18 PM CST reply actions  

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