Febearary Fever - The Three Bears vs Bart
by T.J. Shouse on Feb 22, 2012 9:01 AM CST
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Today's tournament matchup features the #2 seeded Three Bears versus #7 Bart the Bear. The Three Bears are from the "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" story that originated with author Robert Southey. Mama, Papa, and Baby Bear were originally home-invaded by an ugly old woman as opposed to a sweet, fair-haired young girl (darn you 19th century political correctness), and her fate changes based on the speaker/writer's audience of the tale.
#7 Bart the Bear earns the distinction of being the only actual, live bear in this entire bearforsaken endeavor. Bart was perhaps the most prolific bear-actor of all-time, appearing in such films as The Great Outdoors, Legends of the Fall, the Edge, and the award-winning classic by Steven Seagal, On Deadly Ground.
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When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends. | @wiltfongjr
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Feb 22, 2012 9:09 AM CST reply actions
Seriously though, all Bears pale in comparison to Bart. I heard his entourage is like 50-75 woodland creatures deep.
"With all due respect, and I mean with ALL due respect...that idea ain't worth a velvet paintin' of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."
nice...
When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends. | @wiltfongjr
by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Feb 22, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
easy. bart the bear.
if only for legends of the fall.
okay and maybe the great outdoors, that move was probably one of my favorites growing up.
also: what would stephen colbert say about this?
Five foot three seems to thrive on his misery...
There were 3 of 'em...
…and they let a little girl take it to the house. My vote for Bart is self explanatory.
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