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Photo-caption Extravaganza: Bears G.M. Phil Emery

That guy on the right there is new Chicago Bears General Manager Phil Emery. A lot was made about his meticulously paced, some even called it a boring press conference. It was a lengthy presser yet some believe he really didn't say anything of substance. Here are the rules for this caption contest.

We've all had those days when we couldn't get a particular song out of our head, and maybe the long pauses in the Phil Emery presser was because of just that. In this afternoons Photo-caption Extravaganza you are tasked with telling us what song lyric you think Mr. Emery has running through his mind. Remember to rec your favorites and the winner will receive* a hand written congratulatory note from Adam T.

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* Actually the winner may or may not receive the note. And I'm leaning towards no note. But I'll add a comment congratulating you on the win. Actually I might not do that either... Maybe you shouldn't be so needy and attention starved. If you get the most recs you should probably just accept the satisfaction of being the winner.

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"Party Rock is in the House Tonight...."

Dang those hamsters have some solid moves….

Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.

by Just Dave on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM CST reply actions  

[Notices Tim Ruskell standing in far corner to the right]

Phil Emery: “Yea, that’s right, I kicked your ass outta here. Now get out before I call security”

Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that

by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Feb 3, 2012 11:16 AM CST reply actions  

" I just gotta do better than Jerry Angelo ..... This is gonna be easy . "

" Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. " ~
Mike Tyson

by MidWayMonster54 on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM CST reply actions  

BAM!

"Violence is not always the answer."
"Violence is the question, and the answers always YES!"

by T.Moore on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Do your chain hang low

Do it wobble to the flo’

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by David Taylor on Feb 3, 2012 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

"Emery and Lo-uh-vie, working together in harmony..."

"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith

by Pete Dixon on Feb 3, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

nice

When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

'Cutty come back..."?

"More cowbell" - Bruce Dickinson; "More bell cow" - Lovie Smith

by Pete Dixon on Feb 3, 2012 12:10 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

another nice

When Mike Ditka calculates pi it's decimal representation ends.

by Lester A. Wiltfong Jr. on Feb 3, 2012 12:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

hmmm...I wonder how long it will be before anyone notices I stole this very cool

string that was holding that old lady’s eyeglasses who was hanging around George’s office? Come to think of it, I wonder who she was?

by BearFan611 on Feb 3, 2012 1:04 PM CST reply actions  

Emery

I was going for the sexy librarian look.

"I'm sore and I'm pissed off. I'm a baller. I want to feel the leather. I love thumb wars. 6-8 weeks? 6. follow me for healing, Jay Cutler does" - Jaysthumb twitter acct

by propheteer on Feb 3, 2012 1:06 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions   1 recs

The Wheels on the bus.......

Being a meatball not only makes me delicious, but it also makes me all warm inside.

by Suffering from Chicago Sports on Feb 3, 2012 1:36 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

Get off running...

Above all; keep 'em guessing, never let them lose their sense of confusion.

by Just Dave on Feb 3, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the same old story

Same old song and DAAAAAAAAANCE, my friend

by Beer Down! on Feb 3, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

great song!!!

i saw them in concert though kiss was better

by chiguy8506 on Feb 3, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

“What’s that caught in my teeth? Hmmm…Oh yeah!! That’s Jerry Angelo’s pride that I ate for breakfast…”

by ClawsClawsClaws on Feb 3, 2012 2:56 PM CST reply actions  

“Claire likes to say, ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution.’ But I happen to believe you can be both.”

by krushcuts on Feb 3, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

" I'd do her, do her, not her, lose the pigtails then we'll talk.."

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders

It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!

~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders

At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool

by suckmyditka on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

“My baby don’t mess around cuz she love me so this i know fo shooo.. clap clap clap.. Heeeyyyyy yaaaaaaaaa…heeeeyyyyyy yaaaaaaa

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders

It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!

~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders

At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool

by suckmyditka on Feb 3, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

Do a little dance

Make a little love. Get down tonight!

by ddub101 on Feb 3, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

You can dance if you want to

You can leave your friends behind. Cause if your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine

by ddub101 on Feb 3, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Safety Dance...

Although that’s more of a Lovie theme….

by David in Maine on Feb 3, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I see his face

And it looks like he wants to dance.

by ddub101 on Feb 3, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

"...I'm not Jerry Angelo"

Jay Cutler is our QB, and I for one am proud of that

by Erik Christopher Duerrwaechter on Feb 3, 2012 5:18 PM CST reply actions  

it's spendin G's

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders

It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!

~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders

At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool

by suckmyditka on Feb 3, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

;D

<3 ya big guy

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders

It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!

~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders

At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool

by suckmyditka on Feb 3, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

<img src="http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1606774565410&id=da1ed989c62b0f985a9950ec0f0f9861&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.simpsoncrazy.com%2fcontent%2fpictures%2fregulars%2fChalmers1.gif"/>

AAAaannnnggggeeeelllloooo, You’re Fired!”

Cacti are prickly.

by crackedcactus on Feb 3, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Damn.
"AAAaannnnggggeeeelllloooo, You’re Fired!"

Cacti are prickly.

by crackedcactus on Feb 3, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

TLDNR

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders

It's all about THE []_[] baby!!!

~"Smile when u being attacked,laugh when they talking boutcha,wave when they hating on u and Pray when they leave u alone Somethings wrong!"~ Deion Sanders

At least FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER before you judge me fool

by suckmyditka on Feb 3, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?

You’s a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me

Where the white women at?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M

by parkernutws05 on Feb 3, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

DAT ASS

Monsters of the Midway Incoming

by Pulyx on Feb 4, 2012 1:31 PM CST reply actions  

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