"...where the tallest midget is, by definition, 4'10"."
Larry Mayer's Sunshine & Flowers Talk - Q. Should Bears have drafted OL? Larry: Lalalala, I can't hear you...
A look at the NFC North drafts - Greg Gabriel's assessment will appeal to our homerism. Mmmm, doughnuts...
Peter King's MMQB (Tuesday edition) - Griffin will have more impact than Luck this year; a glimpse at what other teams' fans are worrying about.
Follow WCG on Twitter. NotJayCutler on the draft: "Our biggest need is good taste in women for Urlacher."
[Video] Emery: Top picks both have playmaking ability - Bears GM discusses top picks McClellin and Jeffrey.
Draft Showed Bears Are Happy with the O-Line - Maggie Henricks: Team's actions have backed up their words.
A look at the Bears roster - After signing 11 UDFAs, the Bears roster currently stands at 83 players (the new maximum is 90).
NFL.com: The rookie receiver with the best statistics will be the Rams' Brian Quick - Jason Smith: "Quick will get the targets and the numbers because there's no one else." Um, doesn't that mean he'll get blanket-covered because there's no one else? He's well worth his 2nd-round draft position if he can beat that while catching passes from the regressing Sam Bradford...
Which NFL rookie from each position is in the best spot for immediate success? - Unlike the five WRs drafted ahead of him, Alshon Jeffrey will catch passes from a surefire gunslinger.
Best 2013 NFL Draft prospects - "...It's never too early to start thinking ahead." Yes, it is. I've seen some 2013 mock drafts already. No, I'm not going to pay them any attention.
NFL.com: No surprise kickers lead the list of embarrassing injuries - One new Bear makes the list. Didn't Roy Williams pull his hamstring celebrating a first down last season?
Know thy enemy: Lions expect Jahvid Best to get cleared for contact in June - Best’s history, along with those of other players with several head injuries, likely contributed to Stanford WR Chris Owusu going undrafted after suffering multiple concussions in college.
Know thy enemy: Vikings stadium effort takes ugly turn - Not as ugly as a man wearing long yellow pigtails and purple facepaint, though.
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