Video of the Day - Mike Singletary Likes This Party

Steven has been doing a great job of posting daily videos on the weekend, and we thought we'd extend it to a few during the week.

What better way to start than with my favorite Bear of all-time, Mike Singletary?

See more Mike Singletary fun after the video!!!


Fans at the Baylor forum site a number of years ago, started a list about Singletary similar to the stuff we hear often about Chuck Norris. Here is some of their best, jump in the comments section and give us your best.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Michael Singletary allows to live

- When Michael Singletary does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

- It is scientifically impossible for Michael Singletary to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself

- When Mike Singletary gets a haircut, the trimmings are sold to be used in the manufacture of bullet proof vests.

- Mike requires no nourishment. When he eats, he does it for population control.

- Michael Singletary donates blood daily...just never his own.

- The fastest way to a man's heart is Mike Singletary's fist.

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