Video of the Day - Mike Ditka on The Tonight Show


Ok, this is a long one, but can you get much better than Da Coach on with Johnny Carson? Check out some MIke Ditka quotes after the jump. If you have any other favorite quotes, put them in the comments section.


Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy.

I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal.

What's the difference between a 3-week old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks the puppy will stop whining.

I'm not a mean player. You'll notice that I never pick on anyone with a number higher than 30

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

We have a strange and wonderful relationship—he's strange and I'm wonderful.

Way to go, Bing Bong!

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