Another day, another slate of preseason football action, as we get closer to more full games of full starters. Until then, we get backups. Hijacked from Spongie, because this format's just too good and too fun. Corey Wootton approves.
4:30 PM ET
Dallas Cowboys at Arizona Cardinals
Reason to Watch: Carson Palmer is the Cardinals' starting quarterback; maybe he can teach Jordan Palmer some tricks of the trade he's learned since leaving Cincinnati.
7:00 PM ET
Tennessee Titans at Cincinnati Bengals
Reason to Watch: Not sure you need one for this one - unless you like watching A.J. Green go to work. Plus the Bengals are the week 1 opponent, so there's that.
10:00 PM ET
Denver Broncos at Seattle Seahawks
Reason to Watch: Get familiar with the Seahawks roster, since half the regulars will pick up a suspension for Adderall through the year. Okay, I kid, I kid.
This is your Open Thread for the day's preseason football shenanigans. As always, Open Thread Responsibly (TM).