If you've ever been to Etsy, you know that it's a place that you can buy people's homemade or vintage items. Also, if you've ever been to Etsy, you know there is some strange stuff there. As of press time, there are 104 pages of Chicago Bears items. 4,366 tagged item listings. I looked at all of them because I like you guys quite a bit.
Fans are dedicated. It's short for fanatics after all. But some of these items are crazy. Let's check out some of the weirdest below. If you are interested, click the links to get to the items.
Finally, for the person who has never been able to merge their football allegiance with their love of 50's starlets. This is actually also available in black. Also, I'd find new and ingenious ways to mock you if I came across you actually using this.
People apparently really, really love putting English bulldogs in hats. A quick google search for "English Bulldogs wearing hats" garnered 375,000 results.
Chicago Bears Fabric Hand Sanitizer Cozy/Holder/Dispenser for Cold/Flu Season OR Dog Poop Holder/Cozy/Dispenser (HD-12) - $5.00
This trailblazing entrepreneur realized that there are two vastly different markets that could use this. Better yet, buy two so you have something to clean your hands with after you pick up that poop.
To start, this kind of looks like a pig. Also, it looks like it is made of dried poop.
And finally, for my personal favorite:
INSTANT DOWNLOAD - Buy 2 Get 1 FREE - Digital Necktie and Bow Tie - Chicago Bears Colors - Dark Navy, orange and White 24 Printable Images - $3.00
For your $3.00 you will receive 24 separate images files of neck/bowties in vaguely Chicago Bears colors, for your personal or small commercial use. Heck of a deal, in case you've been looking for comically sized digital ties for your artistic endeavors.
What kind of weird stuff have you guys seen in the world? Link it up in the comments below!