....where we just got back from a wedding and need to get up early tomorrow AM for MN deer season opener - therefore, we're going to bed and you can come up with your own damn one-liner. 

ChicagoBears.com

Lovie Smith is still friends with Kurt Warner. Thanks, Larry!

The official injury report for the Bears and Cardinals.

Chicago Sun-Times

The Bears are forced to play solitaire. Or football. 

Olin Kreutz's rallying cry versus the Cardinals in 2006 still resonate with the current Bears.

Mark Potash details the Bears - Cardinals winner plus his best bet.

Chicago Tribune

Garrett Wolfe on the Bears' running game: "You just have to stick with it." 

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....where we saw him reach for his groin and hold it, and, uh, whatever you do with a groin....rub it, that's what we think we witnessed.

Cardinals have been red-hot on the road this season.

The Bears are gearing up to face a potent offense. 

Chicago Sun-Times

Dah Mah Nah: An ugly victory and a homely future for the Bears.

Neil Hayes: Ron Turner's job is on the line if the Bears can't figure it out. 

Brad Biggs: Pare down isn't the Bears' fight song. Ha, ha.

Chicago Tribune

For a running team, the Bears sure are passing a lot.

Jay Cutler discusses his diabetes in webisode form.

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....where we're not going to simplify our stories.

Jerry Angelo has his weekly Q&A with Larry Mayer. 

Cutler is pleased with the performance of his WR's.

The Bears aren't going to scale back their offense.

Chicago Sun-Times

Four Down Territory: Will Anquan Boldin play? 

Mike Mulligan: Will the real Bears' D stand up?

Brad Biggs dips into his mailbag: Where's D.A.?

Devin Hester vows to play on Sunday.

More after the jump.....

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....where Carol Slezak needs to be blasted from this planet ASAP.

The Beas excelled with the switch at linebacker. 

Greg Olsen is excited to host his charity country music show.

ChicagoNow

Adewale Ogunleye blogeth! Don't miss this one - pretty entertaining.

Chicago Sun-Times

The Bears dread the red zone. 

Mark Potash: Bears fans and media have lost faith in Lovie Smith.

Carol Slezak waxes stupid on the Bears.

Jump with me....

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....where we only have a few stories.

670 The Score

The Bears won on Sunday, and that's all we should take from it. 

ChicagoBears.com

The defense led the Bears to victory. Thanks, Larry! 

The Bears will able to contain Joshua Cribbs in the return game.

Tillman and Manning did an excellent job on Sunday.

Chicago Sun-Times

10 thoughts and then some from the game.

Neil Hayes: It really wasn't a telling win for the Bears.

JUMP!

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....where we're bringing back the Weekend Den!

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Laurence Holmes previews the Bears - Browns game and gives a prediction. 

ChicagoBears.com

Here's the official injury report for both teams. 

Chicago Sun-Times

Mark Potash details the Vikings - Packers game. Why? I have no idea. 

Chicago Tribune

Adewale Ogunleye is confident the D will get back on track versus the Browns. 

Teams are actively scheming against Greg Olsen. Never woulda thought...

Jump around....

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No major news reported about the Bears, the Chicago mainstream media reports. 

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....WHERE WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT F****** ANYTHING PERSONNEL-WISE!

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Jerry Angelo offers his take on the Cincy game and Tommie Harris. 

Jay Cutler and the Bears are looking to rebound.

Israel Idonije's pro career began in Cleveland.

Chicago Breaking Sports

Per a league source, Hunter Hillenmeyer will start at MLB this week.

Chicago Now

Bears as Simpsons characters. Humorous if nothing else.

Chicago Sun-Times

Jerry Angelo hints at possible change, while Lovie is just exasperated.

Bears won't say if a change will occur on the OL.

Tommie Harris is practicing and Adewale Ogunleye sidelined. 

Jump forth, young ones....

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