Windy City Gridiron - Being who you thought we were since 2005!

Yes, you read that right. Jarrad Page was literally so bad last season that he's trying his hand at baseball instead. He's 27, so I'm not holding my breath. He was drafted three times by MLB teams, but not all that highly, and that was five years ago. Then again, there have been a fair number of mediocre players who have switched sports and been mediocre in something else. Hopefully he's better at baseball than he was at football. Because if he's not, then... damn. Also: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think the oblique, whatever the hell that is, is my least favorite Indians related muscle.

He needed to do something to get noticed, right?