My favorite parts from the auction.
If the final bid is $5.00 or more, I'll put a bumper sticker of my new NFL favorite team on my car (a Pontiac Vibe, not a FORD) and send the winning bidder a picture to prove it.
If 'the general manager of the Lions(MM)' pays me $2,500 cash, I will end this auction early and remain a Lions fan. It could be his first guaranteed win of the season.
Mininum bid of $2,499 required for those wanting me to be a fan for the Browns, Ravens, Cardinals or Packers. Those are the teams the Lions managed to beat this year.