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Tank In Mid Off Season Form

I wasn't originally going to post this, but then I saw specifics on the purchases and again nothing like a little off season humor.  It also allows me to briefly pimp ESPN's new blog, Hashmarks.  Normally, I am not for promoting anything, but they did link to me and I have noticed the bump in traffic, so it is the least I could do.  Here is the menu of what Tank ordered while in jail.

  • 162 beef sticks
  • 40 honey bun sweet rolls
  • 35 summer sausage blocks
  • 35 bags of barbecue chips
Proving that man can't live on sausage blocks alone, Johnson mixed in 22 cups of coffee and 10 jugs of fruit punch.

Nice to know that Tank will have plenty of fat to burn come training camp.