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Yes, sung to the tune, "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

All I want for Christmas
is a new Head Coach,
a new Head Coach,
yes a new Head Coach
See, if they could only
hire them a new Head Coach,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since Lovie said,
in regards to his defense "Trust me"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if Angelo would tell him "Just leave"  (you're fired)

But we all know Lovie isn't going away sooooo...

All I want for Christmas
is a new O.C.,
a new O.C.,
yes a new O.C.
See, if they could only
hire them a new O.C.,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since we all saw
any innovation from Ron Turner
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if they realized he's a slow learner (run the screen again...)

But there still is a chance they could scrap the whole thing and give us some wholesale changes!

All I want for Christmas
is a new G.M.,
a new G.M.,
yes a new G.M.
See, if they could only
hire them a new G.M.,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since Angelo said,
"If I did this wrongly, don't worry about me coming back here."
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
If he kept his word and didn't return next year! (bye bye)

 

Special thanks to fellow WCG writer MuleTrain for the inspiration for this post!