The Bears May Not Have the Best Team but They Have the Funniest Fans! Your Best of the In Game Thread!

Okay, so I had a birthday for my father on Sunday and while we watched the game, I didn’t get to watch it with my other family here at WCG.  So when I came in I was watching these comments fresh and with very little context. Imagine all the "Woohoo!" and "Nooooooo!" comments I had to read through and then try to picture where we were at that point in the game.  Makes for an interesting read. Then we set a record for most comments in a thread with the epic 3rd quarter thread that for many became the entire second half thread and then jump to the lightest 4th quarter thread ever.  It was stranger and stranger with each passing moment.  But even in defeat you people continue to impress.  So come make the jump and enjoy the best of your in game comments.  Oh and I STILL would’ve challenged that goal line fumble.... 

After a pic of Arbusto’s Ditka outfit replete with 'stache we get....

Arbusto:  But my wife won’t kiss me with the ’stache.

 

Spongie:  Probably a good thing. She’d be thinking of Ditka while she was doing so… and, let’s face it, as you should be too.

 

Arbusto:  I can't decide how I want to respond to that  So I’m going to be smart and not.

 

Or this exchange, nasty yet intriguing:  

Ditkavsworld:  I'm here today, not for the whole game though

cause my boss thinks it’s a good idea for me to go to work at 3 today. Fiddle dee dee to (edit) that… I’d quit if it wouldn’t lead to a court martial.

 

Ditkavsworld:  He just texted me Go Bears!!!  While I appreciate the sentiment I still want to take a dump on his rug.

 

Spongie:  You could dump it so it spells "Go Bears" … no reasonable man would take issue with that.

 

Playing pretty nice for an in game thread: 

Robert Rence:  I'll be here too.  Just intermittently. Also, I’m rooting for a big day for McNabb, since he’s my fantasy QB. :- b But hey, look at the bright side, no Joe Buck! Man I hate that guy!

 

DaBikePro:  Buck makes me want to knit sweaters... and by knit, I mean kick; and by sweaters, I mean Vikings Fans

 

On the first drive....

the hellbilly:  ...and the suck starts already

 

Profound and baffling:

Johnathan Thompson:  Balls  Gotta grab them

 

Ahh yes, I remember the play well and I thought much the same thing...

Ditkavsworld:  Chris Williams should get at least half a sack on that one.

 

mac30:  Maybe they should make Williams a D-tackle

 

BL3ACH:   make him a TE, he can’t block anyway he will fit right in with the group on the roster

 

Heh, heh, heh...  You guys crack me up...

mac30:  when did the bears forget to tackle?

 

Cosmis:  Week 4

 

Allie:  of 3 years ago.

 

A little juvenille but I got a chuckle...

BigDanz2000:  Cracked Peanuts shell and found he had no nuts.  Say good night to him.

 

Nice reference and well played for an in game zinger....

Dils:  Great we turned a former pro bowler to Cade McNown

 

62bearsthe best:  cept Cutler is going to be able to park in those handicap spots legally

 

Preach it sister...

Juperee:  Stubborn, stubborn, stubborn.  There’s a reason Martz was available this season.

 

A Madden like moment for Aikman....  great catch btw Cosmis....

Cosmis:  Aikman on Knox  "he has great speed, and he has great quickness."

Me- "Whaaa? YOU CAN HAVE BOTH!?!?"   Wonderful analysis as always, Aikman.

 

I love this without any context what-so-ever....

the hellbilly:  if i was Cutler,  I’d be slapping the stuffing (edit) out of my linemen before my arm gets broken and I have to ask someone to do it for me.

 

Strangely funny and weird and good for you from a male health standpoint.....

BL3ACH:  Anyone got a good stream?

 

the hellbilly:  I just did in the bathroom

 

Again, better with no context and I still find it hard to envision posting sober....

Johnathan Thompson:  Yup, copious amounts of alcohol  So much that it makes your vision blurry so you don’t see the sacks.…I think I have a problem

 

Vulgarian!  I love it....

ifuwannacrownem:  if this game sucks anymore junk (edit) it’s gonna feel like i’m watching a porno.

 

I had the exact same thought except with Lovie when I was screaming to throw it away....

the hellbilly:  Can Cutler throw the ball towards the sidelines and hit Martz in the face? I’d lmfao ( "laugh my foolish arm off" for the text illiterate (edit)).

 

Love the venom and sentiment....

the hellbilly:  don't forget our resident Hobbit Jerry Angelo. Thanks for ignoring our needs with the offensive line, rectum (and damn near killed 'em and edited).

 

You know the vaudville act about the guy who say "Doc, it hurts when I do this (some arm movement)"  Then the Doc says, "Then don’t do it!"  This is our version...

OldStyle_and_Ivy:  I think that you're forgetting that part of being a Chicago sports fan is UNBRIDLED IRRESPONSIBLE OPTIMISM!

 

Allie:  i don't drink how am i supposed to find that?

 

OldStyle_and_Ivy:  Start drinking   :)

 

Interstranging conversation and a welcome to the flock for an unusual name....

Cosmis:  I would say that Orton is a pretty smart QB. Also pretty accurate. But there’s nothing he has that Cutler doesn’t have.

 

Jenna Talia:  Except maybe the smarts.

 

Acreman20:  Awesome name

 

Don’t be silly Allie, Soldier Field seats no where near 80,000....

Allie:  love sarcastic cheers from the fans  nothing like 80,000 people in on the same joke.

 

Nice job have self correction.......

Chitownproduct:  sorry  You couldn’t of could not have forseen it playing the…browns.

 

Spongie:  Good man (thumbs up).

Good call....

the hellbilly:  Lovie doing what he does best  throwing the red flag and looking confused

 

For general overall awesomeness I left the spelling alone....

Johnathan Thompson:  I'm preparing more drinks  Need moar alcohol

 

After Lovie’s half time comments we get this most excellent use of personification...

Juperee:  Wow, he actually uttered relevant truths instead of the usual verbal fumbling

 

Hear, Hear!  Bring in Todd Collins!!  That’ll stop our OC....

Gaak:  Cutler's QB Rating is now over 100  And since he has never lost when its like this then he should stop playing now…

 

Juperee:  Only if he also leaves the field.  In the past they’ve made the mistake of having him stop playing even though he was still under center.

 

Niiiiice

Torch:  This challenge is brought to you by our stellar Goal-to-Go record from the 1 yard line  Also brought to you by the word "Wasted" and the letters "TO"

 

Nothing quite like a snappy comeback....

BearingDown21:  Copulate with (edit) everybody in this darned (edit) game.

 

BoBdaBEAR:  tht would take some major stamina

 

Again with the pithy remarks....

Johnathan Thompson:  CONVERSION!? What the hell is that!?

 

DieHardBearsCubs:  I believe It’s an old old wooden ship, used in the civil war era…

 

No, of course not, or, well, maybe?

Acreman20:  Is it wrong that these commercials in foreign language are more entertaining than this game right now?

 

Oddly logical....

VegasCubFan:  Urlacher just said he wants to go play on the skins so he can hit Cutler fair and square

 

Awkward yet amusing.....

BigDanz2000:  Tonight at 9 oclock Bears/Redskins Only on Comedy Central.

 

 

Teh Immortal Batman:  I might love you

 

Or Mylanta?  

The hellbilly:  This game should be sponsored by either ex lax or angel soft…

 

Oh my, we have a winner....

Juperee:  My brother, a Redskins fan (born and lived 10 yrs in Virginia, which i did not) said to me on Facebook this morning "Don’t know who’s gonna win, but I promise it will look like a one-legged cat trying to bury poop on a frozen pond."

How prophetic.

 

When asked what happens if we go to overtime we get...

BigCSouthside:  everyone at Soldier Field commits ritual suicide

 

For summing up the overall refereeing....

T-Train:  Surprised the refs didn't throw a flag against the Bears...for playing football, thereby nullifiying the turnover.

 

I think I love your wife...

T-Train:  The wife's response to the missed field goal?  "Welcome to The Windy City, BUDDY (edit) !!!!!"

 

I never would have thought of that if you hadn’t said....

Fridge72:  Holy snickers (edit),  what was that. Chris Williams now has more completions than Devin Aromashado

 

And we’re setting all kinds of records on offense....

Lovie’sMith:  Every game the Bears are determined to send someone to the Pro Bowl This week’s player – DeAngelo Hall

 

And we’ll end, appropriately enough, on a sad note....

Maelvampyre:  The worst part is that I didn't have time to get Wanda out of the box....I’m out

 

Thanks for making an otherwise crappy game look just slightly better people.  No academy awards till we get a win.  Hopefully that will be soon.  No idea what I'll do next week but I'm sure it will be something with words and maybe a pic or two....  Stay tuned.  See you for the "best of" in two weeks.  Lord have mercy on us all.....