The Bears Beat the Bills and We Were There. The Best of the in Game Thread!

And this one has an academy awards section!   But first let me say this game wasn’t televised locally.  The feeds weren’t mac friendly and my only access to this game came from my fantasy football feed courtesy of yahoo and the commentary by you good folks.  Everything presented in this post is only given in the context I was given by you.  Please keep that in mind.  Especially when you guys post things like "OH noooooooooooo!!!!!!!! and say nothing else and 32 posts later (with nothing but posts of "Dang" or "Crap") do I learn we threw a pick.  But enough of that.  Join me for the bonus footage after the jump.  

To steal a line from JoeCB1991: I’m just glad we won.  That really does say it all for me.  I know we played a team with a really bad record but they haven’t been playing like one.  The NFL is a confusing beast this year.  One week you think you know who the favorites are and then the Browns drub the Pats.  Vegas must be going nuts trying to set the lines.  It’s bizarro NFL this season and any team can win at any given time.  No one should be taking anything for granted this year.  We have the Vikings next and it looks to be a question of good Rex Favre/bad Favre that may decide the outcome.  But I digress.  We won.  You people made some comments and I diligently recorded them, discussed them with the panel of me and myself, voted and ultimately chose the best of your in game comments.

 

We start out with some bold predictions....

CloudyFuture:  I predict Todd Collins will come in the second half and lead the Bears back from a 42 – 3 deficit…..

 

BearsCore:  Do you really mean..... lead us to a 42 – 3 deficit?

 

CloudyFuture:  You have to be an optimist – prime not a neg – a – tron….

I dunno I got nothing since everyone and their mom is picking this as their upset of the week…..

 

For the coach questioners we begin with this "shot across the bough" ....

Prophiteer:  Is everyone happy?  3 and out on all runs.

 

As I said, I didn’t actually watch the game so... just cause...

the hellbilly:  can someone please tell me WTF our offense was doing for the last 2 weeks? Binge drinking?

 

David in Maine:  Shuffleboard tournament?

 

Under the "god we suck" commentary...

the hellbilly:  Cutler looks scared as poop (edit). against the Bills, no less. that’s a terrible sign.

 

When asked how the team looks by someone who couldn’t watch we get this honest assessment....

the hellbilly:  well, they look...like the Bears, sadly.

 

On our first touchdown we get that Bear fan cautious optimism with this....

Cosmis:  Pfft  Good play by Olsen, but that was a terrible play call.  How can you send two guys to the same spot?

 

I always love this type of observation.....

Gaak:  Cutler's QB Rating is now at 120  All he has to do now is take himself out of the game and we win!

 

For overall general awkwardness we get this brilliant exchange and if I have a band it will be called "Autumn Lumber" ....

the hellbilly:  our D just gave me wood...

 

Spongie:  If that’s the run stuff, then technically Peppers gave you wood…

 

Gaak:  Tommie Harris Gives you Wood?  wow.

 

Ditkavsworld:  Just call it autumn lumber, it sounds better.

 

Later

the hellbilly:  However, our O just killed my chub like a Nancy Pelosi lapdance

 

Because I have no idea what this means we have...

Gaak:  Matt Forte put his shoes on backwards

 

Or This....

the hellbilly:  Silly Jay!  Johnny can’t catch a ball with his shoes!

 

For sheer grossness...

the hellbilly:  Cutler brought back the tingling feeling!

 

Gaak:  STD?  just kidding. lol

 

In response to Lovie's halftime comments we get this nice tangent and I like the game so we have....

ThorCo:  Great stuff by Lovie... Deep intellectual thoughts, glad he cleared things up for me, I didn’t realize any of those things he pointed out…

 

CloudyFuture:  Well to be fair only has like a minute to talk to Zaidman…..Usually only good for injuries or pulling people…..

 

ThorCo:  I know, I'm just venting Its that or play toss the turtle

 

You may be on to something here....

Fridge72:  If they could just figure out which plays the old Tommie was going to come out for. They could just play him those six plays a season.

 

Best typo/misspelling.  Great catch by HappyHuman BTW....

Dils:  Jay is going rouge. lol

 

HappyHuman:  He's applying makeup?

 

For the Wanda reference and best use of a well rounded vocabulary....

Maelvampyre:  Yikes, I just soiled myself..

 

Spongie:  Wanda’s into scat play?

 

Maelvampyre:  After that score by the bills…bodily functions tend to go by the wayside I am not copraphilic.

 

Great visual....

dsenchi:  our defensive backs have to get their turds (edit) together

 

Spongie:  And sculpt the ensuing pile into something that can stop a pass on 3rd down? Oh, if only.

 

Here’s a first.  A jump fail .  Hmmm....

Kev H:  or jump here. whatever. leave me alone.

 

More carefully edited fecal references....

Doshi:  spitbiscuits...Can our line block a blitz?

 

In reference to one member of our O-line failing to block (take your pick who)...

Cosmis:  Damnit Jim! He’s a doctor, not a man paid millions to block other men!

 

Self-edited and I don’t think it needs any context which is good because I have none...

Doshi:  What the bloody plorking hell is going on here?!?

 

Great analogy....

Fridge72:  Olsen, strikes me as the type that would constantly be hitting his thumbs if he were a carpenter.

 

I though it but I didn’t say it Kev.....

Chitownproduct:  NICE BUTT (edit) PICK!!

 

Kev H:  butt pick? gross.

 

We have to stop making poor stream references.  Like this...

Mandingo54:  My stream went out!!!

 

Maelvampyre:  mine too…but i expected that when the FloMax kicked in

 

Never one to forget a 1st QT comment we get a follow up with this....

the hellbilly:  my wood has returned The hell with (major edit) cialis

 

I’ll pick "no sack" but just for the innuendo....

Fridge72:  From now on,  I propose that Tommie Harris’ new nick name is either ‘Half Sack’ or ‘No Sack’.

 

Simply because I never thought I’d hear THIS this season (not that I disagree)....

iowaBear:  They're a sleeper team very dangerous, I think (Browns, that is).

 

I couldn’t see the game but when people started talking about a hurt Bear during the last two minutes with the Bills driving this was my first thought.....

tfrabotta:  are you kidding?? crawl off the flipping (edit) field

 

Nice....

T-Train:  I wonder if we get a press conference....from Ken Whisenhunt telling us that the Vikings are who he thought they were, and they let ’em off the hook.

 

There’s some wisdom here so we’ll finish with this.....

dsenchi:  this aint the BCS, a win is a win  I’ll take them where ever we can get them

 

And now your academy awards... just a few, because you guys comment waaay more when we lose than when we win.....

 

For best psychoanalysis of the game we get this interesting comment (with all do respect, because you may have been right but I couldn’t watch)....

Khalid El-Amin:  Is it just me... Or do the Bears offensive players have seriously depressed body language? Like they’ve already conceded that they won’t be competing today.

 

Best in game analysis...

Ditkavsworld:  sandlot football, what have we got to lose.  Devin go long and cut by the trashcan.

 

Because I guffawed out loud and for best porn movie title reference (yes, there was more than one) you get....

the hellbilly:  WTF????  back to back muckups (edit)???

David in Maine:  well it's usually muck to muck backups(re-edited)….

CloudyFuture:  Sounds like a porn movie…..

 

For the best comment with the general fecal theme....

Doshi:  Cutler shouldn't be throwing that poop (edit)...

Maelvampyre:  we had a chimp named Cutler in our local zoo who threw all kinds of poop (edit)…at the visitors

 

For best forced editing job and I hope the editing doesn’t ruin it (not sure about the plural rule)....

Cosmis:  An entire bag of peni (edit) !

the hellbilly:  uglier than... a bag of smashed recti (same edit).

 

Love the complete random wonderfulness of this one so it gets the in game comment of the game.....

Ditkavsworld:  In the words of the late great Col Sanders  I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.

 

Well, that's them for this week.  And the winners are... Doshi, Ditkavsworld, Cosmis, the hellbilly, Wanda, Brad Childress and everyone else who participated this week.  Join me next week as we take on the Princelets and bring your "A" game and maybe you'll find your comments will wind up here.  Thanks for playing folks! Bear Down!!