So. So, so, so... We won. Barely. Cam Newton looks pretty good. Awesome in fact. What scared me the most was how bad our run defense looked. Putrid. Thankfully they quit running. The move felt almost Martz like. But a win is a win. Gotta love that. But we have a tough matchup on the horizon. The Lions appear to be the talk of the town (don't believe me, ask any of their fans) and rightly so. A great comeback against the vaunted Vikings, followed by an amazing finish against the Cowboys and next week sets up to be huge. And it's played in their house. Should be one hell of a game. Let's get to the best of yours...
When someone commented that it was weird seeing Olsen in something other than a Bears uniform we get…
Would be odder to see him naked. Ejected from game for public indecency? -Spongie
And we thought him getting kicked off a high school field was bad. -SJS_Illini
For sheer Packer hateability…..
Cam will be twice the Qb DouchRod will ever be. Cause he’s not a Packer. -crackedcactus
We will be starting a TWSS category. So after each appropriate post insert your TWSS….
POUND THAT BITCH INTO THE ENDZONE MARTZ! -iowaBear (TWSS by SJS_illini)
Like the cynicism…..
Who is the OC calling run plays, with the Mike Martz mask on? -DutchBear
After the first offensive drive we get this masterful sarcasm (I hope out was sarcasm)….
We were inside the ten Why didn’t we throw it???? stupid run game -Cutler6fan8
Because this began a wonderful fantasy land for me I'll feed you this comment. Want the rest? Read the thread….
Can we talk about how annoying the random splashes of Ugly ass pink are during October? I mean, everyone loves boobs, but do I really have to have football infested with pink to acknowledge that? -Allie
For those religious types who get offended avert thine eyes…
Jesus Newton looks scary when running -Midway Bully
I always though Jesus' last name was Christ. -BOBdaBEAR
This was actually in the thread. Fun factoid #36, 37 and….
Don’t microwave ants. Not only do they not give you superpowers, they also taste vinegary when they come out. -Spongie
I like microwaving cds AT about 6 seconds, they make a nice crackle and light flashy thing. -Arbusto
What do they taste of? -Spongie
Plastic cancerly goodness -crackedcactus
Then we have this mistype?….
That was some good pull action -Chitownproduct
I haven't had good pull action in so long ... oh wait. -iowaBear
WOW! I totally missed this one during the game. Pay attention to the screen names….
RUN ALL THE PLAYS! -Sir Buckets
EXCEPT THE END AROUND! -BOBdaBEAR
What about a reach-around? -pastor2b
Hey, I can still have a sense of humor! -pastor2b
After the record was set I'd be remiss if I didn't post my favorite comment (of many) even if it's not humorous….
The GOAT -Dils
To go along with the theme of "Yes, this was actually posted here" we get…..
You can put a dress on a donkey but you can't make it put out. -Syndor
Solution: find a slutty donkey? -Spongie
Because I too, enjoy this….
I always love the awkward moment before the feed cuts away And the person just stares at the camera. -Arbusto
And this is your award. Not quite a Emmy, but almost as good as a Grammy…
Explaining football, while watching football to a bunch of italians, while commenting in the thread...I should get an award. -awfullyquiet
Because speaking in (anti?) euphemisms is fun…
Well 20-3, Lions losing to CowboysLet’s hope they don’t come from behind like last week. Also praying for a miracle that GB somehow loses to Denver… yeah, I know, not exactly likely. And if the Bears go 1-3 today…. I’m gonna shank a dog (edit). And by shank I mean punch in the face. And by dog (edited again) I mean Bear’s management.
Not for humor, but for a general good thesis (I'd go 30yd line)….
this is why I think a touchback should put the ball at the 35.at least force the kicking team to choose to pin the ball deep and have the opponents some 15 yards away from their half of the field, or kick it shorter and risk anything from a 10 yard return to going all the way. -lmsilva
I'm not sure why this one was left alone. So much potential…
Tillman blew the tackle -Bears-Cubs Bulls
I never include myself in these unless I'm the default set up man…
Wright is a blown pick. He's terrible -Dils
I'd settle for a pick -Me
i'd settle for being blown -mick11
Wonder who we were talking about…..
His groin can’t cope with more than one first down signal a game, and he refuses to abandon celebrating such an awesome achievement. -Spongie
Tillman needs to restrict himself to punching balls -Maelvampyre
Fantastic comeback. I chortled…..
ANOTHER GAME of why angelo should be shipped to the south pole… -T.Moore
North. We don’t want him to bother the penguins. -crackedcactus
He’d like it there. They jump out of the water. -Spongie
Because he is a horrid, hobbit like shrew of a man…..
Sean Day Our QB Coach. Looks like a cross between Tow-mater (the tow truck in cars) and Alfred E. Neuman..No Wonder Cutler’s always screaming at him.. -The Kaiser
Well said, unfortunately….
Lovie got an extension for finally reaching the playoffs again. No need for him to exert himself for another 4 years. -Juperee
Toward the end of the game we threaders should all gather at one time and do a shot together. For solidarity. Summed up here…
I need some tequila -Jessica312
I think this sums up our collective faith in our offensive coordinator….
If Martz throws the ball I will personally rip Martz’s head off and Skull copulate(severe edit) him. -crackedcactus
I wonder if other fans will let this sink in before they post around these here parts. A poster asked how things were in the Vikings threads and this man is a Vikings fan and one of our kind….
Wouldn't know. I don’t visit the Norseman. But one of my friends is asking me to drink extra for him since he’s on call. I’ll tune into KFAN shortly. -The Robert Rence
Best standing alone. And well said….
Arbusto my friend it's never a pleasant sensation when a Bear fornicates (edit) you! -frenchbears113
Because the cynic in me responded with a resounding "YES!"…
And poor Mad Martz looks pissed in the Booth -crackedcactus
prolly bummed his sarcastic plan of running the ball worked now he’s locked into it until we struggle for a series. -Allie
That's them for this week folks! The winners are... the Chicago Bears. Next week we face the dreaded Detroit Lions. As much as I respectfully dread their team, I dread their fans all that much more. This could be ugly. Let's just make sure, regardless of the outcome, the only ugliness comes from them, and not us. Hopefully on the field and off. Stay classy WCG!