Ok. Sorry for the misleading title. My English teacher always told me to grab the reader with your first sentence. We all know that Brett Favre's (nod, nod, wink, wink) "retired". It has been reported by many media outlets as well as speculated upon by several writers on WCG. Tip of the helmet to lmsilva's comments in a previous post for this one. For those of you who aren't quite sure the drama queen of Kiln?, Kill, Kilm? (Oh we'll just call it Butt Hole) Mississippi isn't ready to give up the lime light this post is just what the doctor ordered. Hit me with your best shots after the break.
Brett Favre mad lib press release (have fun, let the kids fill it out).....
As has been reported, ______________ (NFL Quarterback) was injured and is out for the season. When the team originally approached Brett Favre to gauge his interest he appeared ___________ (emotion). He publicly stated he wasn’t interested in a return at this point, citing _________ (general injury) as his reason. After several _________ (time period) had passed Favre was again approached by the _________ (NFL team) but this time stated he felt ___________ (adjective) and had not ruled out a return. This was followed up by a call from __________ (head coach’s name) as well as visits by _____________ (veteran player’s names (two minimum)). Favre then issued the following statement; "I am considering a return to the NFL. At this point my _______ (body part) feels fine but I’m still having problems with my ________ (another body part). I think I’ll need a couple of _________ (time period) to consider my options." It is now being reported that after a physical Brett Favre will be signing a _________ (insert dollar figure) contract with __________ (team name) to play the remainder of the season. Brett stated he will require __________ (time period) to be game ready. When asked, his wife Deanna stated, "I’m feeling ________ (adjective) about this move. It really is _________ (adjective) for us and our family right now." When asked about his wife’s comments Brett could only say "___________" (superlative/noun/adjective). When asked how he thought this would impact the _________ (team name) John Madden stated, "____________" (be creative). It would appear Brett Favre is once again poised to _________ (noun/verb) the __________ (team name) on their way to a(n) ___________ (adjective) season.