Caption This: Why did Al Davis not vote on the new CBA?

Yesterday the NFL owners voted 31-0 to approve the CBA.  There's 32 teams...  The Oakland Raiders didn't vote.  So we'll have a little Friday fun at the expense of Al Davis.  Give us your best caption for this picture.  And the rules for this contest are...   It's up there in the title.  Rec your favorites and the winner might win a million dollars! *

* Might...  but not likely.  Actually, we'd have a hard time getting a nickle out of SBNation.  Sorry...