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The Bears Lost to a Very Solid Team. Best of the In Game Thread.


Well.  We lost.  Badly.  I don't care how or why.  It happened.  And we had injuries to several key players.  All I care about now is how the team responds.  Can the coaching staff make the adjustments they need to address injuries on the line and throughout the team?  Can the players have the kind of focus and intensity they need to execute the game plan?  Will the game plan be a balanced attack based on exposing Green Bay's weaknesses?  Will we make necessary adjustments during the game?  In short, screw last week, how will we do this week?  

That's my thoughts on the game.  But even in a loss you guys maintain your sense of humor.  Hell, some of you sharpen it.  So the comments were particularly  biting this week.  As much as I didn't enjoy the game I really enjoyed the thread.  No Academy Awards in a loss but every comment will still garner consideration at the end of the year for the contest (for those who care).  Enough of my crap.  Here's the best of your crap...

Because it demonstrates both sides of Bears fandom fairly accurately….

SLANTS  WHERE THE FLATULENCE (edit) ARE THE SLANTS -Johnathan Thompson

 

hard to really judge a game plan  off  3 plays.  -Allie

 

For cereal?  This was, well, you judge…

I would love to see JP get his foot tuck in Brees' rectum (edit).  -Syndor

I think you can get speciality fetish videos of that sort of thing, but I’m not sure and I’m not about to look for it.  -Spongie

ask REX RYAN  -62GTO

 

For those who haven't heard, we no longer post links to illegal feeds in the in game threads.  For those who haven't, consider this exchange your public service announcement…

Go BEARS! We have no BEARS on TV here....anyone know where I can see it online?  -Maelvampyre

 

My twitter  -Johnathan Thompson

 

Don't talk about your private parts here.  -Cubfansince1957

 

This is just pithy….

Wonder how much Cam New ton's dad offered Carolina?  -Cubfansince1957

 

Because, for some unknown reason Joe Buck exudes something that begs to be hated we have….

That ought to shut those inbred loudmouths up. I’m talking about Buck and Aikman of course!  -Bear Fan in Germany

 

And….

Buck Aikman sounds like a really fancy porn name.  -Red Ivan

 

Great zinger and best Dilfering of the Dilfer for the thread….

that is why he called the time out and bitched Say what you want about Payton, but he knows what he is doing. A schmuck doesn’t win the SB.  -815Sox

 

Trent Dilfer would like a word.  -Spongie

 

After a complaint about having to listen to Joniak on the radio we have this disturbingly amusing statement…

I muted the TV and pinched our baby ’til she screamed. Much better.  -Red Ivan

 

Best come backer.  Maybe ever.

COME ON! Hold them!  -Johnathan Thompson

 

What do you mean. The Saints have been holding on just about every play.  -FtWayneSoxFan

 

This is as PG 13 as I'll get.  Don't let the kids read it but…

Eat the clock out, Bears!  -Gaak


but not my sister...i don’t have a sister  -Minds_eye024

 

Just to make it clear I'm not taking sides but after a complaint about the nickname Breesus we get…

Let's try NOT mixing religion and football as long as possible, shall we?  -Doshi

 

So you don't think Tebow is the 2nd Coming?  _Gaak

 

Comedy of errors and a nice catch.   Literally.  Word for word…..

Damn That wad just a great by brees  -dsenchi

 

Throw  -dsenchi

 

was -RexysMidnightRider

 

Witty and irrelevant…

There were 4 guys around the receiver. Why the hell did no one seem interested in keeping tabs on him -frenchbears113

 

They all picked him on their FF team.  -Spongie

 

Body Odor?  -Cubfansince1957

 

Because this is actually a legit competition in Iowa we get…

Squirrels shall be launched  Defense I’m looking at you  -Johnathan Thompson

 

like punkin chunkin  -Maelvampyre

 

Wisdom….

i need another shot of tequila -Maelvampyre

 

More wisdom….

Dear KFC,  Asking what part of the chicken is nugget, then saying you make popcorn chicken, makes me ask what part of the chicken is popcorn.  -Arbusto

 

Pithy quip….

i Hate Football in Doors.  -RED_BULL

 

which explains why they play on Fields  -BOBdaBEAR

 

Because I had to read it twice…..

i am wearing a bears vest and bears shorts, but would happilly watch this game nude if it meant BEARS WIN  -stepeo

 

Because it's just so damned clever…

ah, remember truth that goes against your team is a lie  -Allie

 

didn't Goebbels say that?  -Maelvampyre

 

Just cause….

Throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!  -Johnathan Thompson

 

Because I think this best sums up how we all really felt….

i am nonplussed and discomfited by this turn of events  -Maelvampyre

 

I was thinking tackling but what evs…..

Jennings try the legs...  -tfrabotta

 

maybe he prefers white meat  -Maelvampyre

 

But really, how would you know.  He could be really nice, have a great job, donate to charity and be handsome…

Game over procreate (edit) me  -iowaBear

 

I've had better offers  -Allie

 

After Steltz entered the game and people questioned the move (insiders joke)…

who else is available  -815Sox

 

virginia mccaskey is suiting up  -Maelvampyre

 

Jonathan Thompson banged some life into her.  -Spongie

 

For being strangely wonderful and something I plan to use at least 5 times today…

Like my granddaddy used to say You can put dem cats in the oven but it don’t make em biscuits.  -Syndor

 

Nice imagery….

Devin Hester. Sweet. Scary. Like a Candy Shark.  -awfullyquiet

 

You guys and your joshing around….

Anyone have anything on Carimi's knee?  Bears-Cubs Bulls

 

probably an ice pack why?  -BOBdaBEAR

 

I'm not touching his knee....  -David in Maine

 

So much of what's funny is in the timing…

Almost a safety  -Johnathan Thompson

 

that's what they said about Wright  -Maelvampyre

 

Again with the zingers…

Poop (edit) a safety would have helped immensely on that play -dsenchi

 

Won't pooping (edit) a safety really hurt? Is there a colonic for that?  -Cubfansince1957

 

Just cause it made me chuckle…

Oh and Hester  Should NEVER EVER start again. Slot sure  -T.Moore

 

I always wanted him in the slot.  RED_BULL

 

TWSS!  -Chitownproduct

 

Well played…

Cutler should strike... unsafe working conditions  -Minds_Eye024

 

Followed by….

We'd get more yards if we punted on first down.  - Sir David Taylor

 

We'll finish off the evening with…

Silver lining.  Lovie didn’t lose a challenge?  -Sir David Taylor

 

That's them for this week folks.  This weeks winners are; Wanda, Allie, Rex Grossman, Lovie's wife, Jay Cutler's body, Minds_Eye024, Troy Jo Buckman, and Drew "Don't call me Breesus" Brees.  See ya next week folks and bring the "A" game.  We'll need it against the pack.  Remember, the Green Bay fans are welcome on our threads but dammit we're family.  Stand together with class people.  See you there.