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Well the Chicago Bears took the field on Sunday. Some stuff happened, and we lost. Tell you what, if the Bears staff is any judge of talent (huge leap of faith, I know, but bear with me) we played without two starting offensive linemen, a depleted receiving corps, our #2 running back on the shelf and both of our starting safeties either out or really hurt. That's a fact Jack. We are far from %100 . And we played last years defending Super Bowl Champs (gag). Our best games are ahead of us. I really believe that. Get healthy. Get better. Stay patient, have faith, don't give up on hope and we'll see. That said, Sunday really, really sucked. But enough of my crap. Here's the best of your crap from the In Game Threads.....
Innuendo.... So much innuendo.... insert what, and where?.....
For love of Ditka tell me when Fox is a Stockton free zone. I don’t want to miss kick off but I’d rather have (insert horrible thing here) than willingly listen to that man for more than a quarter of a second. -Allie
Take your pick. Stockton, a Spanish soccer announcer, Or an air raid siren at close range. -SJS_Illini
The innuendo continues to build....
That's not the kind of Jennings on Jennings action I was hoping for. -SJS_Illini
Because in my area they insisted on letting the Vikings and Lions ruin the start to my Bears game I wasn’t there and it makes no sense whatsoever and for best use of fellating.....
The fellating of Aaron Rodgers on a pick is insane already. -Timothy Hockemeyer
This was posted at 3:30. The man spoke a boon.....
THE RUN ISN"T WORKING PANIC AND START PASSING!!!!!! - Cutler6fan8
And this little tidbit best left out of context....
Ugh, I get enough of giant fake boobs watching our guys imitating a decent offensive line. -Spongie
After someone suggested we try to score a touchdown we have this bit of truthiness...
Don't get so greedy An offensive possession that doesn’t end in swearing would be awesome. -Allie
Because it is Wanda and for the slight ewwww effect....
punting wanda with 5 seconds of hang time _Maelvampyre
I'll bet she has a surprised look on her face, too. -Timothy Hockemeyer
she is as constant as the northern star (that's from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare for you neanderthals) -Maelvampyre
Girls love some culture..and I think Wanda is not different.. -Claudio Oliveira
yep she gets as wet as October when she hears soliloquies - Maelvampyre
This goes on for a bit but the punchline’s worth it (as we’re going in for the first Bears score).....
Holy red zone batman I’m scared. -Allie
We all are, Allie.... We all are..... -David in Maine
Hold me. -Allie
Wooo Hoo! Best offer I’ve had all day! -David in Maine
Not looking Not looking...Oh for the love of God. -Allie
like the sound track from my honeymoon night -Maelvampyre
at least this one ended in me cheering rather than cowering in the corner, though, right? -Allie
well, yes true -Maelvampyre
After the Roy Williams TD drop....
Megatron he isn't -Dills
He can transform into a gun But the barrel is pointed at the Bears’ playoff chances - gafferland
Can we bring Moose out of retirement? He’ll fill the same role, you know. -northernsails
Can't. He came to Chicago and died. _Spongie
Just cause I like it....
TD SANZENSHAMALAMADINGDONG! -frenchbears113
After some Cheesehead banter we get this random fun factoid....
A woman was once stabbed to death with a wedge of parmesan. That stuff’s hard. - Spongie
Indeed. Yes indeed....
Tillman. Willing to do anything to punch balls. -SJS_Illini
Because this answer makes more and more sense the more I read it...
How the fiddlesticks (edit) do we not cover 4 guys when we only rush 3... -Hellsedge
they aren't mathematicians -Maelvampyre
Because the thread wouldn’t be complete without a good jab at the game callers...
I think buck gets a boner when talking about the packer offense..... -CloudyFuture
that would presume he has a penis -Maelvampyre
Only WCG can provide these kinds of current literary references...
Actually field looks decent today -Bears-Cubs Bulls
aside from the dangerous things poking up through the grass, yeah its awesome. -Allie
In the future Spikes and traps will litter the field..... -CloudyFuture
Did we move into the Hunger Games without me noticing? Because that would be kinda awesome. -Allie
I'm waiting for when they have the trap doors with chained Tigers like in Gladiator -VegasCubFan
Because I threatened it and because it’s fun to mock mistakes...
Mr. Mayor, what do you think of -ChiSoxRox
Post fail. I'll go hide now -ChiSoxRox
Nice comebacker and a great wine cooler reference...
Cutler WANTS to hit Sanzenbacher. He is throwing like I play darts, however. SJS_Illini
So... Drunk on wine coolers? -gafferland
Best typo/misspelling in a long time......
Wouldn't have been a fist anyways -gafferland
let's not talk about fisting while the game is still within reach - Maelvampyre
Good call by chitownproduct....
well. chad clifton. ten penalties in 3 games against the bears. - awfullyquiet
Just think if they called all the times he actually held Peppers as well -Tfrabotta
Then his name would be Frank Omiyale -crackedcactus
When discussing what type and how Trent Dilfer can eat his excrement we get this....
How about "a bag of manure (edit) with a teaspoon"? Then he could have his pinky out. I meant the little finger. -Spongie
That is what his wife calls it -Shuggs
Sometimes when we get on a roll we just keep rolling.....
Whats the time of possesion difference? Anyone know? -Allie
Time of Pos. GB 25:38 CHI 12:50 -hellsedge
Huh Felt bigger -Allie
That's not what she said -Maelvampyre
I had written "felt like more before i saw it" -Allie
I would have written.. "keep your eyes closed then" -Maelvampyre
Referencing a game thread classic moment...
You mean Steltz hurt someone other than Peanut? -Timothy Hockemeyer
Perhaps the comment of the night...
Oh so NOW Hester fights off a CB! -frenchbears113
Most of comedy lies in the timing....
we gotta score quickly - Kevin MarroquinI said that to my wife first time we met.. -Claudio Oliveira
That's them for this week folks. The winners are.... Dick Stockton, David in Maine, things that stick up from the turf on Soldier Field, Wanda, Claudio Oliveira's wife, phantom holding calls, Juperee, and the injury report. See ya next week as we take on.... somebody from some city in a national market.... I'll start caring by Thursday, or the day after that....