Brian and Jenny sitting in a tree...

What comes next is the OMG!

Sorry for my twist on the old playground staple for the rumored romance between Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy, but it just seems fitting. TMZ caught Urlacher and McCarthy leaving a Beverly Hills, California steakhouse. They were filmed attempting to sneak out the back door. Really... Like a 6'4" 260 pound hulking figure and a former Playboy Playmate could go unnoticed anywhere.

If you're even more intrigued you can go check out the video yourself. And if this kind of thing isn't your cup of tea, then move along, nothing to see here...

Slow. News. Day.

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