"...where far more frequently you're wearing perfume - with, you say, no special place to go."
Bears training camp capsules: OL - Moon Mullin looks at the OL, the most heavily scrutinized position last season.
PFT Preseason Power Rankings No.11: Chicago Bears - "If the Bears are as good a team in 2012 as they were in 2011 - only this time they don’t have to go six games with a CFL-quality QB - then they should have a winning record."
ChicagoBears.com: Hester is not Bears' only scoring threat - The Touber rejoices at being able to crush his enemies, to see them driven before him, to hear the lamentation of their vimmen.
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Pass rush focusing on pressure, not sacks - Michael C. Wright: Front four performed better in 2011 than many realize.
Urlacher ready for camp - Tells Waddle & Silvy (audio available) that there won't be any limitations in training camp from the knee injury he suffered in the season finale against the Vikings. Also, talks rollercoasters, winning stuffed animals for the kids, and how it's so much easier to carry your TV to camp these days.
[Video] NFL32OT: No Limitations For Urlacher - Chris Mortensen discusses #54's status for camp.
As usual, Bears defensive success hinges on Urlacher and Briggs - Brad Biggs: Aging linebackers played at a Pro Bowl level last season and will be counted on to do so again this year.
[Video] Bears fact or fiction - Jeff Dickerson and Tom Waddle play a round of fact or fiction.
DT Nate Collins suspended for season opener for violating substance abuse policy - Camp body. Eh.
Inside the Forte deal: The price was right - Moon Mullin breaks down Matt Forte's contract with the Bears: "If Forte is playing at a high level, his contract pays him accordingly. If he’s not, there’s always Michael Bush."
[Video] Mully and Hanley from 670 the Score - Did the Bears overpay for Matt Forte?
CBSChicago's Most Important Bears: No. 5 Brandon Marshall - "Considering Cutler might already be the best QB the Bears have ever had, it’s probably fair to say the organization has never had a passing combination like this before."
Breaking down Nickel 'Nemo' Fire Zone - Bowen looks at a Nickel zone pressure up on the chalkboard.
Maurice Jones-Drew, Adrian Peterson, Michael Turner join SI.com for a RB roundtable - Three top RBs answer questions.
Know thy enemy - Cliff Avril says he’ll “probably” skip start of training camp.
Know thy enemies - Mike McCarthy burns Jim Schwartz.
It’s swing time for Bears legend Jim McMahon - Fluff piece about the legendary punky QB's days spent golfing and forgetting things.
Even the Bengals' cheerleaders can't stay out of trouble - Bengals cheerleader charged with sex crime blames boy’s ex-girlfriend. What, did the boy's ex-girlfriend force you to sleep with him?
Bonus - I don't follow baseball, but this Prince Fielder chap (a) is chunkier than I expect a baseball player to be, and (b) should inspire a slip 'n slide version of the sport. Played by swimsuit models. And now someone's going to tell me that it already exists. :-D
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