Photo-caption Extravaganza: Distracted Clay Matthews

This is the Green Bay Packers Pro Bowl outside linebacker Clay Matthews, and apparently something has caught his eye while sitting on the bench. For today's caption contest, tell us exactly what that is! Keep in mind that we may have some guests from our sister site Acme Packing Company popping in to see why we are running a Matthews pic. So if some of the comments aren't exactly 'pro Bears', please handle yourselves with the class that is expected from our members. It's all in the name of fun!

Remember to Rec your favorites and the winner may or may not receive a limited edition peppermint from the personal collection of Dane Noble.