This week's aside is explaining some WCG conventions. Dilf is used in place of the "sh@t" word.
Examples : "You are dilfing me. The Kittens are dilf."
Its usage stems from cave paintings thousands of years old where T.Dilfer is compared to dog excrement.
Now Onwards Towards the 1st Q!
David in Maine: Bear Down!
Game Time Checklist:
Food and Drinks: Check
TCO/NOT A THING Counter (prototype): Check
Ndamakong Suh Voodoo Doll: Check
Squirrels, Lighter and Lighter Fluid: Check
Seems more Mad Martzy then Crazy Genuis today
No Punt Intended: Can't wait to see what the mad scientist has concocted for today's game
LostInStl: How do I get the page to load new comments automatically??...
suckmyditka: by switching to GEICO
pigs must be flying....somewhere
bradleyjp: Every so often this defense worries me.
No Punt Intended: like every time they are on the field?
On Jay's first interception...ug.
suckmyditka: yup that's our Jay
Just Dave: Stared him down the whole way
2nd Quarter Already? Wow.
It's Cacti's/Thorco's fault for not saying Trest Coast Offense
E46NE10: quick, someone declare that it's not a thing, that seems to wake our offense up
Bushrod might want to be cautious about job security....
Sparky the Barbarian: Just how many guys did Jeffrey block on that play?
Two, three, a hundred and eight?
Just Dave: 12
It was the weirdest thing
badsamaritan: 108, the entire cast of Suikoden games.
lmfsilva: all of them
Including offense. He also went back in time and blocked all Lions defenses since 1940.
Sadly not our Bush...
Just Dave: Bush with a big hole
this dilf(edit.) writes itself.
seems to be a common sentiment....
emdub: Pass rush is like soft core porn
We're missing some martzing(edit.) penetration.
well...that didn't go right either
punchinjudy: yay go texans
i hate SEA
emdub: That was a fantastic play
Here Forte, have the ball. Then just kinda stop. And stand there.
for those who love Futurama...Send more trains!
No Punt Intended: Do we even have a defense?
SEND MOAR BLIZTES
down 30 - 10 in the second...it's the important things people
Beer Down!: WOO!
My beer is cold!
sigh. Please let Urlacher be the mediocre sportscaster he is right now...
AbeAkil: Urlacher this year after an offseason is better than any LB on this team not named Briggs...
Kev H: I CAN MAKE STATEMENTS BASED IN NO FACT
CATS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BUILD CANOES THAN EAT PUDDING
ES46NE10: if you don't want your cat to build a canoe
you can damn well bet that cat is going to build a canoe
now that's just silly.
Dils: We miss Brian Urlacher. Let's just admit it
Teams are attacking us with their TE and running up the middle. That NEVER use to happen.
Kev H: Uh
that happened all the time, what games are you talking about?
T.Moore: Did you live under a rock the past few years?
and they never dared to throw slants, either.
Teams are attacking us with their TE and running up the middle. That NEVER use to happen
That ALWAYS happens!!
and they never dared to throw slants, either.
To finish the second a Lions/Bears fan threw something at Bennett. That's all we are going to say about that.
Onwards to the second half. Needless to say lots of gloom, not much chuckles
After a Jay Cutler fumble
ES46NE10: Jay looks traumatized out there, like he saw trestman's hair
GouldisGold: SIGN TIM TEBOW.
editor's note: At this point the score is Bears -43687945, Lions 37
Bleh. I don't like this pie.
C-Razzle: Every team has to get served humble pie sometime.
Its possibly today.
Midway Bully: Bears keep getting served humble pie seemingly every year for the past 4-5 years
i'm starting to get diabetes. and no, that's not a Jay Cutler joke.
LoL. Now there's a fan base about to jump off a bridge...
tfrabotta: I hope the Texans don't choke their game away
Just one of those days...
BearRocket: this is uglier
Than trestman without a hat
Now you leave my lovable lusers outa this...
ES46NE10: man the cubs do this 100 times a year but the bears do it once and they're going to be called the biggest fraud in the NFL
Bears-Cubs Bulls: Bring the lowly Cubs into this
low, very low
Thorco assisted in this.
Shruggs: My bad guys
broke out a new bears tye-dye shirt and wore pants instead of shorts for the first time this year....
Not even Martz ever misses Martz
Mo_Downs: I miss Lovie..and Martz. OK, maybe I don't really miss Martz.......
GouldisGold: I'd rather have Tebow than Cutler.
David in Maine: Now, THAT'S just crazy
MPG: Only your awesome screen-name is saving you from sure bannation.
Kev H: I can't ban people everytime they say something silly
we wouldn't have a community
I for one welcome our new tomato overlord.
ALL HAIL EMPEROR TOMATO WALRUS
Claudio Oliveira: If the Bears come with a comeback..
I swear I will take a picture with my sock on my mouth and put here.. (and with a big smile on my face..)
Too bad we only had enough juice for two of them...
Shruggs: 4 miracles in order
suckmyditka: Gym Shortz is having a douchegasm right now
torch: Where's Chris Webber
To call Detroit's last timeout?
On the Schwartz
DutchBear: Martzing(edit.) smug face Martz(edit.) you shortz
Beer Down!: We made it look like a game!
Remember; ThorCo is to blame, let's go gettem next week!