WCG Watchability Index Week 6: What games should you get behind?

Oh football. You never fail to disappoint.

Most times you watch a football game, you see these jabronis who always think inside the box. They throw the ball with their hands. They catch the ball with their hands. They kick the ball with their feet. Lather, rinse, repeat.

But sometimes, someone will rise to the challenge and take the game to another level.

In 2012, embattled New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez felt the need for something different. In a big, nationally televised match against the division rival New England Patriots, Sanchez knew he needed to make a special play. Scratch that, he knew WE needed him to make a special play.

That play was the butt fumble.

Thought to be the ultimate butt-related football play, it has for years stood the test as the gold standard of ways to be terrible in football while basing your play around the human rear end. Many thought that we were unlikely to see another noteworthy instance.

Then, when all seemed lost, the Browns (giggle) gave us the ultimate example of how to positively use your hind quarters to play football in their overtime win vs the Ravens. (Also, Josh McCown set a Browns record for passing, so...yeah.)

AND LO, WE WERE BEQUEATHED THE BUTTCATCH.

In case you're not familiar, you'll see gifs of each below. In the interest of not loading the same 2 animated gifs a total of 14 times, this week I've put each under a header.  The scale is of course, as follows:

Buttcatch: These games are legit. They are a thing you would want to happen.

Buttfumble: Oh. No no no. This is not good. You don't want this.

Let's dive in, shall we?

This week's games

Buttcatches
Thursday, 7:25pm CST
Away	Atlanta Falcons	Why is this game a buttcatch? Because it will involve the Saints losing, which is always a fun thing for me. It's been a fun thing for me ever since that time the Bears ruined their lives in the playoffs and Reggie Bush taunted while down late.
Home	New Orleans Saints
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Chicago Bears	I tried this last week, and it didn't work, completely. The Bears won, but not by 10+ points. So I'm doing it again. Bears by 10+ points.
Home	Detroit Lions
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Cincinnati Bengals	I just feel like Rexy Ryan's got something in store for the Bengals, and maybe knock them off that high horse they're riding around on just because they're undefeated. The combined record of of Cincinnati's defeated opponents is 8-17. Let's not give them their parade quite yet.
Away	Buffalo Bills
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Houston Texans	Here me out on this one. So this is the deal. Bill O'Brien, who looks sort of like if you crossed Billy Zane with Kevin Costner, is going to take his dumpster team to battle another dumpster team. Barring a tie, one of them will end up 1-5. My money is that Houston plays two different quarterbacks, loses, and then starts a tackling dummy next week.
Home	Jacksonville Jaguars
Sunday, 3:25pm CST
Away	Carolina Panthers	I don't think Seattle is as bad as we've seen, though I'm not convinced they're great. They should right their ship this weekend while handling Carolina their first defeat. if this game was in Carolina, it would absolutely be theirs to lose.
Home	Seattle Seahawks
Sunday, 7:30pm CST
Away	New England Patriots	Really this is a buttcatch primarily because it will be the only game on at this point. Honest question, though. It looks like Luck is going to start. If he comes out and throws another 2 or 3 interceptions, do you have to consider benching him and putting Hasselbeck in? Would Pagano do that?
Home	Indianapolis Colts
Monday, 7:30pm CST
Away	New York Giants	Divisional matchups can be compelling. Or, in this case, we'll see who can screw up as little as possible.
Home	Philadelphia Eagles

Buttfumbles
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Denver Broncos	Ugh. Bad Peyton vs. Bad Browns. Don't expect a McCown repeat. I'd imagine you're probably looking at 180 yards, 2 picks, and 5 sacks from Josh because that's how Josh do.
Home	Cleveland Browns
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Kansas City Chiefs	I don't want to, thanks. Also, Minnesota will win because I don't think Travis Kelce can catch every 6 yard pass Smith throws and do enough to win.
Home	Minnesota Vikings
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Washington	There was a debate in some comments about whether Washington was garbage. I can confirm, they are. Jets will win, and nobody will care except maybe Showtime.
Home	New York Jets
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Arizona Cardinals	Arizona wins this game. Prewritten conclusions are boring, they're the vastly superior team. (This is me trying to jinx them.)
Home	Pittsburgh Steelers
Sunday, 12:00pm CST
Away	Miami Dolphins	The Dolphins have new coaches. Well, sorta. Anyways, they're not going anywhere this year, so why not pregame for the NLCS? (Or just watch the Bears.)
Home	Tennessee Titans
Sunday, 3:25pm CST
Away	San Diego Chargers	San Diego will be in the game for about a quarter and a half, and then they'll make a mistake and have to punt one time and then spend the rest of the game 2 touchdowns behind.
Home	Green Bay Packers
Sunday, 3:25pm CST
Away	Baltimore Ravens	If Marc Trestman calls a screen pass, and San Francisco sorta defends it, does anyone care?
Home	San Francisco 49ers

What games do you want to watch? Probably the Chicago Cubs. That's fair.