It's not every day you can flip on the old TV and catch a glimpse of the greatest living Chicago Bears ex-player/coach, absolutely letting one rip on national television.
We're talking about the one and only Iron Mike Ditka, Da Coach himself, and we're talking about the Fart heard round the world last night on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown.
In case you missed it, Ditka leaned ever so slightly to his left, releasing just enough pressure off his sphincter in order to pass the most glorious of gas.
Not only does Mike Ditka go on ESPN each week and pick our beloved Chicago Bears to win every single game, regardless of match-up, but he's now dropping ass in a way that makes the 10 year old kid in all of us giggle uncontrollably.
What makes the moment so unforgettable is the relieved, yet pained expression upon Da Coach's face as he floats his air biscuit, and the WTF just happened look on Cris Carters face as he realizes the cloud soon coming his way.
We're now highly anticipating the ESPN 30 on 30 Special: Fartgate.
In case you missed it, here's the clip.
And in case ESPN removes the clip at some point, here are a couple stills of Ditka's Booty Bomb
Mike Ditka totally farted on Cris Carter. https://t.co/dLEFtC3giA pic.twitter.com/2GwS1Tc1qn— Sporting News (@sportingnews) October 20, 2015
This is the face Cris Carter made when Mike Ditka farted on him. MY COLUMN: https://t.co/yuouFUnK53 pic.twitter.com/v3znlfcxIx— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) October 20, 2015
It was at this very moment when Carter wished he had a fall guy to take the hit from Ditka's cornhole clap.
The Bears may be 2-4, but at least us Superfans still have Da Coach.
Fart On My friends and Bear Down.