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Monday Night Football Open Thread: Houston Texans vs Cincinnati Bengals

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The Cincinnati Bengals are undefeated and Andy Dalton is among those mentioned in MVP discussions... Yawn.  Not to 'throw shade' at the Bungles or the Ginger Wonderboy, but it really is difficult taking them seriously, because they are the freaking Cincinnati Bengals.

With all the respect in the world for Marvin Lewis, the Bengals just sort of feel like your younger brother that isn't really good anything in life, but that finally learns to change a flat tire when they are 30 years old and you feel so proud of them.  They constantly pick their nose when no one is looking, them smile sheepishly when you catch them about to eat the booger.

Andy Dalton is like Cincinnati's version of Rex Grossman, or something like that.

Either way, Cincy will probably go 16-0 and make me look silly, but until then I'll keep giving them wedgies when I pass them in the hallway.

This is your Monday Night Football Open Thread... Have fun'!  (and don't bully Andy!)