If you haven't heard, SBNation's very own Ryan Van Bibber picked the Bears to finish -- that's right -- dead last. In sports, that's a two-word death sentence best lamented in the shovel-on-the-sidewalk voice of Lou Brown.
My West Coast correspondent, coach TJ, a Bears fan, e-mailed me, "Did you pick that 3-13 yourself or did your editors make you do it?"Yeah, they made me, TJ. I could take the lighted cigarettes, but when they shaved my wife's head, that was too much. He feels that a defense as good as theirs will spring many upsets, create much havoc.I feel that, well, could someone please look up the following for me and e-mail your answer to Andrew: what's the record for starting QBs who have gone down, one after another, the following year, either by injury or waiver wire?I count four, and this will make a hell of a trivia question some day. Grossman, Krenzel, Quinn, Hutchinson. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.